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2.3 hrs on record
>Be me
>Psyched about this game for months
>Sees it on sale
>Uses last of money to buy it
>Logs in
>Spends 15 minutes thinking up a name
> Would you like to learn how to -
>Tutorials are for nubs
>Skips all tutorials
>Leaves dock
> Warning: Heat warning
>Warnings are for nubs
>I am god king space commander
>I need no warnings
>Overheats
>Ship explodes
>Dies
>wtf.jepg
>fine.avi
>restart.mp4
>Manages to leave station without blowing up
>Goes to new galaxy
>lookscool.rtf
>Finds new space station
>Requests docking
> Request accepted
>hellyeah.xml
>Tries to land
>Runs out of time
> Warning: You are loitering
>Fined 400 cr
>whatever.html
>Manages to land after another 10 minutes
>Time to get rich
>Fills up cargo to sell in other system
>galacticeconomics.pdf
>Goes to hyperspace
>Overshoots location
>Find random case floating through space
>Must be important
>Probably worth a fortune
>deathstarplans.flv
>Dumps cargo
>Spends 5 minutes getting to the right distance
>Keeps on pushing the damn thing away and overshooting
>Finally its in range
>Spend 5 minutes aligning it in crosshairs
>Gets the cargo
>Damnright.png
>Wait
> One new contact
>Wait whats this
> Warning: Heat warning
>Stop shooting
>Please
>What
> Warning: Heat warning
>pls.jpeg
> Warning: Heat warning
>i have kids
> Warning: Heat warning
>Ship explodes
>Dies

10/10 best station docking and cargo extraction simulator space would buy again












in space, no one can hear u cri
Posted 27 September, 2015. Last edited 27 September, 2015.
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343.0 hrs on record (228.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
VOLVO PLS BRING BACK THE 100 DOLLAR ZEUS seriously I'm going into withdrawal
Posted 6 September, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
70.8 hrs on record (46.7 hrs at review time)
buy this
Posted 23 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
***I played half of this game offline, total playtime is closer to 15 hours***

One of the greatest games I have ever played. Fantastic story, brilliant characterization (especially from your in-game companion Elizabeth) and exhilarating combat. Runs beautifully graphic-wise on an aging laptop.

10/10 would recommend.
Posted 25 January, 2015. Last edited 25 January, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.8 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
EVERYONE BUY THIS IT IS AMAZING 10/10 ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER GRAPHICS + AI + MOOD + ATMOSPHERE + VOICE ACTING + FACIAL EXPRESSIONS + STORY + ALIENS + GUERILLA WARFARE + ZOMBIES + A CROWBAR WIELDING PHYSICIST??? Buy it. Now.
Posted 31 December, 2013.
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