You might not know about it but Your mother and I had very loud, long, and passionate sexual intercourse last night. It was so loud, your neighbors called the police to report a noise complaint, the police thought your mother was in danger from how ear piercing her moans were, and ended up breaking down the door to find me shafting my 10.7 inch rock hard penis in and out of her tight vagina. They were so impressed they stayed to watch. I was shanking it, I was cranking it, and finally, I ejaculated so much it splattered throughout your entire house. I performed so well that your mother, the police, and your neighbors tipped me for it.

ok listen here buddy, you're really swimming on the shallow end of the gene pool. you're quite dull, and when i say quite dull, im implying your brain might be the smoothest thing in the universe! its texture is almost identical to a F.ucking marble now that i think about it, which, like your face, is a little nauseating to imagine. obviously there aren't many things that you're good at, but i definitely think you should try setting the world record for holding your breath! hopefully, you can come to terms with the fact that you'll never have a successful future, i mean, just imagine if your family tree wasn't a circle!

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

idk the guy below me

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous

absolute sexy woman