That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥.🌑🌑 Get 5️⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💦slurped💦👅 like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and 🎅🏽Santa's🎅🏽 big 🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍼nummy 🍼💦☁️squishy🍼💦☁️ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌨☃Christmas!🌨☃

this man tounched me. bad tounch.

this man tounched me. bad tounch.

this man tounched me. bad tounch.

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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well. This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

+rep a great sibling to have even if he is weeb trash

HELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY "hearthstone" AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YOU I PLAY WITH 400 PING ON BRAZIL SERVER AND IAM RANK 23 ALREADY PLS NO COPY PASTE MY STORY SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY OF YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COPY AND PASTE THIS YOU WILL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBE.

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+rep Was a friendly and fair trader

Im a proffesor of german by the way.
Guten Morgen Deutschland! Ich habe das Gefühl, dass es wird ein schöner Tag sein ist!
A choir proffesor of german.
In english?
Good Morning USA! I got a feeling that its gonna be a wonderful day!

Have a wonderful days.
- Jack Moore

Perhaps I am.

hi! my enforcer is still on sale. Just be online 10:00 pm eastern time on any day.

farts?.... Maybe.

farts

Brerb.

This is my comment for the Steam Summer Sale Badge stuffs
Thanks, and have fun.

Classy, as per MC ethics, I have to give you a 24-hour warning about destroying your fallout shelter under Pyrotech on wanners.net . Should you fail to respond to this warning within the given time, (ending on 12/25/2011 @ 9:35 PM) Your shelter will be removed to make room for an underground highway project. Thank you for your time.