Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

VALE LO ADMITO TE AMO BIEN te amo y rompe mi corazón cuando te veo jugando con otra persona o alguien comentando en tu perfil yo soló quiero ser tu novio y poner un corazón en mi perfil enlaza a tu perfil y tengo un muro de texto de ti comentando cosas lindas quiero jugar video juegos, decir en discord todo del noche y ver un pelicula juntos pero tu simplemente pareces muy desinteresada para yo me mata y no puedo tomarlo nunca más te quiero retirar pero te importo demasiado acerca ti asi por favor, estoy rogandote para amarme atrás o retirarme y nunca más contactarme. lastiame tonto para decir esto porque te necesito en mi lado pero si me no amas después te quiero dejar porque viendo tu icono en mi lista de amigos sería matame todos los dias de mi vida patético.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

お前はもう死んでいる

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

KASTLE OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE KUU KLUX KLAN
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Get your robes whitey and lets twist some necks

repost this to 5 whites or u'll be banished by the Grand Wizard himself, Pope Francis