Are you the Maria on DBD I’m with or nah?

fart poop and sneed

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hi pretty girl

VERY RICH VERY COOL!

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cobit

I just want to find the Jim to my Pam. I've been described as a combination of Leslie Knope and Jenna Jameson.
I'm super into the craft beer scene. Sarcasm is a second language.
I'm a strong, independent woman. I don't need a man, I just decided I want one at this stage in my life. If you're not into #feminism, or if you voted for Trump, do us both a favor and swipe LEFT.
I have curves, DEAL WITH IT.
...
Uh, you gotta message me first, because I need to know chivalry is still alive....

Through high school and college I was always a chubby guy. I never took the time to care for my body and let it crumble into a temple of flab. About six months ago I was fed up with how I looked and decided to make a change.

Thanks to Brodin, the flab started to melt away and was replaced with muscle. I'm nowhere near where I want to end up, but I'm on the path and know what I need to do. (Praise be to Brodin.)

This past weekend I went home for my grandma's birthday. I saw all my close family members for the first time since last Christmas. I rarely get to see my family because of my job and where I live, so it's usually just twice or three times a year. And that's when it happened.

I was swolested.

I'm used to feeling eyes all over me when I wear a slim-fit tee or a tank top, so I make sure to avoid them in public. And since this was for my grandma's birthday I made sure to wear a nice shirt and slacks, nothing that showcased my body.

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Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
serious right now?
All right. I hate
people who are late.
We're trying to
see that product.
♥♥♥♥!
Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie?
You know my cousin, sad boy.
I think you got the
wrong guy, homes.
Oh, that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, man!
You sleepy!
Everyone say in the barrio,
"sleepy, he like the Mexican
Wolverine" and ♥♥♥♥.
Hey, my partner here, he
want to see the product.
Why ain't he talking?
MY NAME IS JEFF
That's Jeffe, man.
Tell 'em about mousie's
quinceanera, man.
Tell 'em about that crazy
adventure you guys had.
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Oh, man, when you were telling
the story last night,
you had so much detail!
The detail was so rich!
It was rich detail!
Go into incredibly
descriptive details
of the story, so we all know.
Oh, yes.
It was Dora and Diego
and Swiper.
Swiper?

@Templar Nepomniachtchi (cont.) The 600 ping that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rank. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deranked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dual berretas. Not only am I extensively trained in dual pistols, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Terrorists and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off of the qualifier roster, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “skillful” kill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dc'd. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ silver casual. I will wall hack and silent aim blatantly and you will uninstal this game. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 7 day banned, silver noob.

@Templar Nepomniachtchi What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you silver noob? I’ll have you know I am a Global Elite with a 1.5 k/d ratio, and I’ve been involved in numerous pugs with pro players, and I have over 300 confirmed matches played. I am trained in smoking mid and I am the top AWPer in the NA CS scene. You are n0thing to me but just another target. I will spray you the ♥♥♥♥ down with the precision even olofmeister has never seen, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with calling me a ♥♥♥♥? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ddosers across the NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 600 ping you are about to experience, noob.

V-- what the ♥♥♥♥?

Concept of Uber is great. Try finding customer service is the pits. Once you contact them via messaging you will find that if you have an ongoing conversation, replies their system is set up to tag next available service rep. Meaning every time you send in your reply, a new service rep has to review all the conversations to get the rest of the customer’s problem. Extremely time consuming on both parts. My wife is presently texting them as I write. I'm not a patient man and have spent two three days going back and forth on a relatively simple question. "How do I add my payment method to my account". Simple right? What a BS management team they have. It usually lies on management too.