I have heard from the most credible sources that evans once kissed a bloke in the club toilets. He himself admitted this to me while drunk. Therefore, I will not conduct any business with ♥♥♥♥.

Tip #1
Avoid females at all costs.

Whether or not they have their microphone enabled, it doesn't matter. Keep your head out of the clouds, and her skirt.
Tip #2
Party up with your bros.

If you're surrounded by a bunch of sausage wielding man meat, you won't have to focus so hard on that one random girl's boob window.
Tip #3
Focus on the mission.

Stay focused. Do not lose sight of the primary objective; be the best agent you can be.
Tip #4
They're just pixels.

Acknowledge that no female you meet here is real, no matter how they're dressed, or how they sound. For all you know, it could be a 44 year old man named Steve. W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄W̵͊̆a̷͑̋k̴͒͐ě̵̆ ̶̾̃û̴̓p̸͒͝.̴͗̄

using it to buy hella drugs now thanks haha

scammer please do not trust him with money he stole $400 me

scammer please do not trust him with money he stole $300 off my friend

i will do ;)