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Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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You cannot use your friends and have them too.
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> <magical +3 sigh of hyperbole deflection>
The branden dodges your magical sigh. The branden attacks you with a
slew of words! The branden misses!
-- Henning Makholm in <yahsmr7dk9k.fsf@pc-043.diku.dk>
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Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are
pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because
they are themselves.
-- Amiel
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Tom Tucker: We'll return with a report on the clitoris: Nature's Rubik's cube.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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