Recent reviews by Euphonic

Your usual Far Cry style gameplay but the story and villains are interesting and the game is less morally black and white than others.

It good

Very addicting simple gameplay, 18 hours to do everything in the game minus a few powerups all for 3$ is a great deal.

Water, fish, plants, building, monsters, story.
Big nice.

Give me back my 900 hours of my life please

Best zombie-parkour-open world game out there

*DISCLAIMER* This review is 100% serious, objective and fully shows both the strong and weak points of this game.

Do you like a well-developed plot and interesting game mechanics?
Are you interested in learning how to be an agent in show business?
Are you a person that likes to get invested in games?

Well too bad. This game has none of those elements. But it does have something... Something that can be even more engaging than the quests of Witcher 3, something more rewarding than finally beating that boss in Dark Souls or getting those dank AWP flicks in CS:GO. And that, my friends, is lewd scenes and anime tiddies. You will spend hours clicking buttons to get further into the game just to see those majestic lewd scenes. You will also enjoy hilariously translated dialogue and revealing costumes. All for the low-low price of 2€, quite the bargain.

TL;DR Great game, has tits, would recommend for weebs.