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12 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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251.5 hrs on record
No one ever talks about the monetization of this game. It tries to have it's premium expansion-model cake AND a slice of free-2-play pie at the same time.

"B-buh No Subscription" you probably hear repeated ad-f$$king nauseum. And that's all you ever hear people talk about. No mention of the huge array of pay-for-convenience features in the cash shop, like infinite gathering tools, bank and inventory and crafting ingredient inventory expansions, etc, etc...

And especially no one ever mentions the Living World Seasons, which any other MMO would include under the patches for a given expansion. You'll note that they're not shown for sale here on steam. Nah, you have to get 100hrs deep and hit level 80 before you realize that to continue the story in the proper order that it was told, your expansion/DLC purchases mean nothing, shell out for the individual season as a separate $$$ purchase. Or you could skip it and miss out on swathes of content as well as story.

Apparently the LW seasons were given for free to people who were there when they released, which I'm sure was nice if you didn't Miss Out. Funny how people say this game has no FOMO.
Posted 25 November.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
384.8 hrs on record (233.4 hrs at review time)
I am writing this at 4AM. I have to be up for work in three hours. It is too late for me. Flee while you can.
Posted 13 August.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
18.3 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
I was having fun until EVERY enemy became a bullet sponge that takes an entire mana bar to kill.
Posted 24 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.3 hrs on record
I hope you like rubberbanding constantly if you don't happen to live directly on top of the server datacenter. The game's (lack of) high-ping handling is genuinely atrocious.
Posted 19 August, 2024.
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403.8 hrs on record (45.0 hrs at review time)
Really, truly, a fantastic game. It's everything I hoped for when I bought the early access version years ago.
Posted 6 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Cheers to Larian for giving this as a freebie to all early access adopters.
And dang, the pricetag on this is pretty good for a deluxe edition even without that fact.
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not even two hours in and I got an achievement for violating a fundamental law of physics. Amazing.
Posted 1 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
3,892.8 hrs on record (2,538.4 hrs at review time)
Yes.
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Even just a half hour in, I can tell that this is gonna be great, in a "kicks your a$$ and makes you like it" kind of way
Posted 12 July, 2022.
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95.1 hrs on record (88.0 hrs at review time)
This is the good stuff
Posted 2 July, 2022.
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