Recent reviews by ETHAN

This game is pretty fun, and I recommend it to anyone who:
1) enjoys playing team-based fps games
2) has the time to develop their aim and learn the mechanics of the game
3) enjoys speed running, or other mini-games
4) has the charisma of a rich Nigerian prince and has maxed out their bartering skill
5) is able to thrive in the toxic wasteland of Chernobyl
6) has to do something literally 10 minutes into a game
7) enjoys hearing the people of the internet saying they have slept with your mother
8) likes kissing their mothers with that mouth
9) enjoys eating Hotpockets and pizza rolls
10) is a hacker or likes to eat pp
11) likes to have fun while throwing the game for the other players