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Sonic grabbed knuckles' ♥♥♥♥ and started sucking on it. Then kunckles licked sonic's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. They kept on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and then it cut to static and then it showed a screenshot on knuckles and sonic slapping their ♥♥♥♥♥ and in really creepy rainbow lettering it said "this vhs is cursed". I was horrified. The text changed, I heard quiet demonic laughter forming in the background. Then the text changed to say "if you have watched this vhs all the way through". Then it faded away. The laughter grew louder and more demonic. Then it was bright rainbow. Sonic's ♥♥♥♥ and knuckles ♥♥♥♥ were both rainbow. The text formed to say "then you have been turned gay from watching this vhs," Then the whole screen turned rainbow. I gasped in fear. Then it broke. And ingrained in the tv forever were the faint ghostly letters that only I could see, a constant reminder of the curse inflicted on me from watching that vhs. The letters spelled "knuckles gay now bro." And it was true.
I loved sonic as a kid. I watched every episode, and watched a bunch of tapes as well. Until one day. Where I picked up a tape from the drugstore called sonic 001. I brought it home as I had never heard of that episode and I wanted to watch it. I turned on the player and then I put the tape in. It started out as a normal episode. But then it started glitching out. It turned rainbow at some points. I was a little pissed but I ignored it. Then it cut to a scene of sonic in a rainbow bedroom. Sonic and knuckles were in the room, only the two of them. Sonic then reached out of a drawer and pulled out a condom. "Hey knuckles, are you a ♥♥♥?" Sonic asked. "Ohh yes." Knuckles said. "Wanna have sexq, gayboi?" Sonic asked. "Sure, ♥♥♥♥♥♥." Knuckles said. Then sonic flashed his ♥♥♥♥, and knuckles did it as well and they sat down on the bed. "Wanna do it without condoms?" Sonic said "That would be hot." Knuckles said. They then took off their condoms and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other