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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:03am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 7:13am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:48pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 2:42pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 11:50am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 11:53am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:01am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 11:52am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 6:54am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 11:38am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 8:43am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 1:54pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 11:37am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 11:57am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 3:39am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2016 @ 11:53am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 3:19am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:59am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 6:12pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2016 @ 2:05am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 11:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 1:06pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2016 @ 3:33pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 7:45am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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