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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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This is Lacie, the biggest animal on planet Earth, she enjoys rusty muddin' jeeps, confederate flag memorabilia and the KKK. Lacie also happens to be one of the last of her kind, Lacie is the last female left on her favorite gaming server, Asylum Altis Life. She is the last of her kind because she simply ate every other female. That being said, Asylum Community Manager, (IFRIT) Mitch along with his boyfriend, Gen. Henry Arnold, do everything in their power to protect the big Lacie's feelings because they are thirsty raging virgins with no sense of humor. So whatever you do, don't insult the abomination of a "human" known as lard Lacie or else raging virgins will use their internet power to punish you.
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