https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjW_iuFln4

NO, you're NOT! a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

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I saw equas1an at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

+rep Great teammate

Hi my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life!

A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me!... Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts... NOW! The story is true you can research it on google

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April Fools !! 😊 🤗 🥰

Okay. I have an ad on the side of this page for a toilet, but it's a small toilet. It's a toilet that shoots water up your ass. What? It's a little toilet that dad is going to wa I don't understand. It's a big day. Oh, all right. I need somebody. I need to be, you guys have to help me out here. This is going to be a, it's going to be a conversation.



If you're eating, I would say probably stop for a little bit. Just like Stony for a minute. Just like take your last bite. I'll wait, like swallow it and like just pee. Okay. Cause this is going to be disgusting. Okay. Very important question. I've heard. Hey, I can't believe wow. A day changed everything. Oh wow.

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Woww www, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat will make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hyena laugh?

I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go ♥♥♥♥ off, “cat-girl”.

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Ok...I'm done...I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥ D O N E W I T H E V E R Y O N E!!! Yes I know I was acting all "sad" a few minutes ago and I was but now I realize EMOTIONS ARE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! Love, sadness, happiness, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm sick of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ being "nice" it grosses me out and pisses me off now I'll stand up for myself even if it means hurting others...I'm done being that sweet 14 year old girl who pretends to be happy for others even though she knows it won't work...that side of me died three years ago...now I'm a yandere...yes it may sound fake but T R Y M E zack can leave me for all I care if he sees this post...I'm just gonna stop pretending to be "normal" and "happy" when I'm not enjoy the real version of me ;) I'm an actual devil unless I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you...get used to this part of me...her name is...I'll tell you In a later post...and who knows I might even change my account :) but prepare for actual hell from a teenage girl =)

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!

Nugget biscuit nu.. hey whats up. Can I get a.. NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE! ?...You guys don't sell that? Bruh. Well, I guess I'll take the finest chicken nuggies you guys sell, he heh. Cash or card? Do you accept reddit karma?

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Big Chungus, ooh nah nah
I am a meme of fat bugs bunny, ooh nah nah
I know they see that I’m so chunky nah nah nah
Oh, but that frame of large bugs bunny
They think that it’s so funny
Big Chungus ooh nah nah

[Verse 1]
He didn't stay in there with no will or might
(When he walked up the stairs)
He stood there and said "that'll hold them alwight"
(Then he laughed like a hare)
I knew him since January ‘19
(Here's some gold, kind stranger)
He's back with irony deep in his sleeve
We got Crash feelin’ like

[Pre-Chorus]
WooooaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Happy 2020

I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ER THAT KILLED YOU!


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Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

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I KEEP DROPPING MY OREOS

in the middle of our house

This is MY House....

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YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name ten times.
2.say your mom's name five times.
3. say your crushes three times
4. paste this to four other walls.
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 FRIENDS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

-rep Tried to pay me $20 for inappropriate acts, got mad and insulted me when I wasnt up for it

Kool braixen xd

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+rep cool dude

lost in 1v1 against me. prosedes to -rep my profile hahahahh i deal with idiot noob csgo all day but you are ripe cherry from tree. Bbaby bottle noob bottle bad csgo player bottle hahhaa you cry like girl. FIGHT ME fair next time and we will see who is making The ♥♥♥♥♥.

SO BAD

I apologize for his behavior. It is not very professional of him to do that. The best I can say is sorry and just keep playing and ignore people like that.

Don't want to waste my time with a terrible player

Oh wait I already know I will win

1v1

me too thanks bb

SO BAD

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+rep sick pistol player - dropped 30 bomb

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