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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:28pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 12:23pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:51am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 11:57am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 12:12pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 12:21pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 12:26pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 12:49pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 8:09pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:39pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:36pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:42pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:32pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:33pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:46pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:51pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:59pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 2:33pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 1:33pm