I was going to the golf club with my friends, as a usual saturday afternoon should be. however, i left my freezer open. and my cat was in the house. as you should know, cats can jump pretty high. and my freezer was also pretty empty, which left enough room to move around in. You understand what happens next; my cats in the freezer. i had a whole bag of cocaine sitting around there. cats have sharp claws, right? so my cat ended up carving a massive hole in the corner of the bag. and started eating away. my cat overdosed hardly on the crack. after my 26th win, i just realized how easily a poor feline could access a coke bag. so i told my friends i had to go back at home for an urgent emergency. and as soon as i got back home, rushed to the kitchen, there was a dead cat in the freezer. not just a regular dead cat, MY dead cat. and alas, that caused my cats death. R.I.P. Mr.Penis 2022-2024.

you are not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. your "humor" has been used as much as your grandmothers rotten vagina. saying keyword after keyword doesn't make you funny. shut the ♥♥♥♥ up. seriously. if you actually want to be funny then stop acting like a crus npc and start acting like an actual person. maybe then you'll get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on you ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imbecile.

I am deeply upset and i feel disappointed in humanity. Why call yourself "Petite" if you have big boobs, big ass, and you are fit and tall? WHY? I am annoyed of that people, oh yeah "Petite-big-boobs" and then she is a woman that is fit and pretty big. That's not "petite".

Anywhere i go, anywhere i get scammed. They steal my time using the clickbait and the ignorance. Never again. No more fake tags, no more ignorance of the porn creators. I am done. I don't even have a special dedication to the "petite" category, but i feel the injustice in my bones and the disappointment of others humans like me in my heart. They threat us as stupid people. Maybe we are, but stupid people can be the most cultured people ever, and ignorant people, the only thing they have is peace and happiness.

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a lot more work and then you would be done by yourself so you would be fine and then I could just go home to you if I needed you and you could just come over here or I can just go home if I need you can just let us go home if we need you guys are you still going home or you want me too but you can just go to bed if I want I just want you know and you can come home if I want you to come over here I just want you guys know that I’m here for me to be and you guys know I don’t have any more than you guys are not a good time and you guys are not that I love the best thing is I don’t want you know I love and that’s what you know I

I visited the grocery store today to purchase my daily 12 pack of beloved Dr Pepper. I walked to the soda isle and to my horror, there was only one box left, being picked up by an unidentified man. I rushed up and tried to bargain with him, saying I would double whatever he was paying for it. He refused and proceeded to put the box in his cart. I had no choice. I raised my fists and knocked him out in isle 9. I panicked and quickly grabbed my beloved DP, dropped a 10 dollar bill, and ran out the store. I’m so glad I got my DP. I’m not sure I would be able to survive without it.

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