Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱

⚰R.I.P.⚰💀 To that girl💄💄 you called📲 a slut in class🏫 today, she's a virgin🔐 . The pregnant girl🎀🎀 walking🚶 down⏬ the street, she got raped🙏. The boy👱 you called📲📲 lame, he has to work🏢 every night🌙 to support his family👨‍👩‍👧‍👦. That girl👯👯 you pushed down🔽 the other day, shes already 🐝being 🐝 💢abused💢 at home👊. That girl👧 you called📲📲 fat🎪, she's starving😂 herself. The boy👶👶 you made 🎢fun 🎢 🎳 of for crying😢😢, his 👪mother 👪 is dying😇. You think💭 you know them? You have no❎ idea💡...🤔Think about who you are 💢bullying👊🙁

•IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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•WE TRUE HOMIES
•WE RIDE TOGETHER
•WE DIE TOGETHER
•send dis GUN to every1 of ur homiez. C how many times u get this, if u get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE 4 LIFE
420

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Jonofiniano stfu u don't deserve a girl like Kaylan u don't even know what a bj is or what a condom looks like so don't waste ur time on girls u can never get and don't mess with my bros alright btw if u don't understand this it's means u gotta ♥♥♥♥ off and get a life