I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still enraged about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Good afternoon, ive commented on this fine evening to say how much i adore your cat ears you wear at night for me. 'MEOW' i really love your bunny cosplay outfit to 'uwu'. I love you

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 👿 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!🖤⛓⛓alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!!! PLEASE!! NOO! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSTARE SCARE KITTEN!!NOOOOOO! IM S-SO SORRY! WKAE UP.. .PLEASE!!!!👿🖤⛓I MUST GO.... i hurt my kitten... th-the one i was supposed to protect.. i-im sorry kitten.. daddy loves you

Greetings ensee, it is with astonishment that I confess my feelings for you. My affection for you is so profound that I would gladly perform an intimate act involving your masculinity daily, until I am left gasping for breath, and I pledge my unwavering obedience to you as my esteemed monarch.

oh my, what a stupendously cool profile u have! +rep for the awesome sauce!

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