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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 8:02pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 1:00am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 6:30pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 12:08pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 9:54am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:08am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 7:22am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 5:52am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 6:42am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 7:57pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 5:33am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:47pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 12:24pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 6:46pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 8:39am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 6:43am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 7:08am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 6:55am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 2:17am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:36pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:34pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 7:00am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 6:42am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 7:14am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:25pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 1:30pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 5:22pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2014 @ 7:21pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 10:06am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2014 @ 5:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2014 @ 3:59am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2014 @ 11:58am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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