Credit to Mr. Welsh, who's work I'm violating
64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"
325. Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an appropriate superhero concept.
482. No uploading porn to my CO's HUD.
483. No downloading porn from my CO's HUD.
486. No how tough the encounter was, I will keep the congratulatory ass slapping to a minimum.
539. Defensive perimeter traps my character sets up are automatically party knowledge.
540. A full minute of stunned silence means "My God what did you do?" not "Please continue."
541. When prompted for a target by the guided missile "the naughty bits" is not a valid choice.
552. If my character's drow wife finds I let my niece appear in a Gnomes Gone Wild Video, my death will not even warrant a saving throw.
578. Rectomancy is not a school of magic.
651. My alignment is not Sarcastic Good.
671. House Kurita Mechwarriors do not appreciate posters of Godzilla taped over their optical sensors.
682. Can't make a called shot with a flamethrower.
687. I cannot backstab anybody with a Buick Skylark.
742. Apparently Chaotic Angry and Neutral Hungry aren't real alignments either.