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6.2 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Sort of generic roguelite shooter. not really any unique mechanics or anything. Shoot bad guys, get different guns with special attributes, get cash and upgrade cash from enemies to spend on run specific guns and permanent upgrades.

While it is generic it still runs pretty good and I have not encountered any bugs and the gameplay is pretty fun. It's the kind of game where you get it put in your library and play a a run or two whenever you feel like it.

My only problem with it is that I am playing it on a gaming laptop but it's a pretty beefy gaming laptop and I had to turn most of the graphics settings down to low.

If I can play total war warhammer 3 at the high graphics preset but not this I think we have a optimization problem.

My last suggestion is this would be a good game for co op. Most roguelites are.

I give it a solid 7/10. Add some special mechanics, co-op, and optimization and I'll bump that up.
Posted 5 December.
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40.6 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
really enjoyed this game and have been playing it the past week with friends till midnight nearly everynight at the time of this review.

Still playing it and while the content is sparse right now it's still a brand new game very early in it's development. Please don't be put off by it being a deception game. As someone who hates amongus and loves this game I can't begin to tell you how different it is.

The game doesn't end when the antagonist or "dissident" is dead. Which just leads to more suspicion and more fun. This game has great potential and is possibly the funniest deception game of all time In my honest opinion.

That being said, I am giving this game a 7/10.

It really needs a new map, and I heavily believe the shotgun needs to be ever so slightly buffed and the disarming mechanic needs to be done away with. If I see those things I will be changing my review to a more appropriate one.

get the game, and try it. Will run down my friends snarling like a dog till they run out of stamina and die again. And continue to do so.
Posted 30 September.
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453.5 hrs on record (235.7 hrs at review time)
I have played many RPG games. This one is the best. You've heard it a thousand times. "Fallout new vegas is a great game" if uberdangers amazing 3 hour long video essay detailing his playthrough of the game isn't enough to convince you that this is one hell of a chem fueled wild west wasteland adventure then let me tell you why this is a good game in my own words.

The game doesn't keep you from doing anything. You could right from the start run up to the most important people in the game and knock their block off. It would just be difficult and this isn't how its meant to be played.

You are rewarded for exploring and taking your time to look into every nook and cranny with weapons, armor, or even useful information, like stash locations or just straight up blackmail.

Some weapons are silly and amazing. Like the K-9000 cyberdog gun. A 357 magnum firing machine gun with a scope that has a dog's brain inside it. It also barks happily when you unholster it and whines when you put it away.

The factions in the game are interesting and all offer pro's and con's.

No one is truly evil. Everyone is just an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and you are just one big ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a bullet in his skull and a shotgun seeking vengeance against one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a checkered suit before you get wrapped up in all this ♥♥♥♥ about you owning the only copy of windows 10 for a bunch of security robots.

There are also multiple endings. Not just based on what faction you end the game with but based upon your actions with minor groups like the followers of the apocalypse or the companions you take along with you.(veronica best waifu fight me, I'll knock your block off with my explosive glove)

The atmosphere and tone setting are great as well. Some areas will make you forget you are playing a RPG game *cough cough* ♥♥♥♥♥♥ vaults *cough cough*

I don't really have any complaints or anything I think could be made better or removed from this game. Every problem it does have, there is a solution to it with mods and this game is definitely worth the patience and time spent to mod it.

I would complain that having a level cap locked behind DLC I find incredibly cheap and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible but all the DLC is definitely worth it. Don't let anyone tell you that one DLC is bad or good. Some are better than others definitely.

*sigh* everyone hates dead money because it has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gameplay mechanics with a constant outside damaging toxic gas and speakers that if you get too close instakill you all over the place but while dead money may not play great it certainly has its moments.

The story in it is great and the characters are exceptionally written. Even a huge deceitful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like Dean Domino you can't help but like cause he is such a charaismatic bastard.

All of the DLC's have well written characters. Joshua graham the "burned man", Dog/God, Dean Domino, The various scientists from Big MT, Your own damn Brain, and my personal favorite Muggy and the toaster.
MUGS FOR MUGGY, APPLIANCES FOR THE TOASTER GOD!

Fallout New Vegas is an amazing game and it is damn near perfect. Which is high praise considering games of today.

Fallout New Vegas is a game where you will be a therapist to a split personality super mutant, go on a genocidal crusade with some dude wrapped in bandages who got thrown down a canyon. Its a game where you steal a perfectly intact pre war robot only to ♥♥♥♥ with it by turning it into a sexbot for a whorehouse. Its a game where you get jumped by 3 elderly women with rollings pins in a back alley.

Its a game where you can't do EVERYTHING but you can get pretty damn close, and what you can do will surprise the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with its absurdity.

in the immortal words of senator Armstrong "A LAND OF THE TRULY FREE DAMNIT!" and Fallout New Vegas is that land. So welcome to the mojave and I hope to see you all in goodsprings.

(So I can shank you for your 10 bottlecaps and your sunset sarsparilla)
Posted 17 March, 2022.
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936.6 hrs on record (147.0 hrs at review time)
If you are getting this for the base game do not expect fun. Expect 3 to 4 hour long battles on single missions on the normal difficulty. The AI from dark crusade threw a tough rush at you then would throw weaker waves at you as you defend and build up your base.

The AI is brutal and will throw a tough rush at you then will work its way up and keep rushing you. 6 SQUADS OF THE MOST ELITE INFANTRY AND 4 TANKS AND ALL THE COMMANDER UNITS IS NOT FUN. I suggest you do not get this for the base game but get it for ultimate apocalypse.

Ultimate apocalypse is very fun and very warhammer. Nukes, titans, 200 squad cap. Massive giant f off titans and hordes and waves of men is very warhammer. I suggest you watch thunder psyker's review of soulstorm then watch Mandalore gaming's review of the ultimate apocalypse mod.

The ultimate apocalypse mod also features overhauls of the factions. So say you hated tau or the over powered necrons. Don't worry its better. BECAUSE EVERYONE IS OP NOW lol.
Posted 30 October, 2020. Last edited 15 September, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
59.8 hrs on record (50.4 hrs at review time)
This is an extremely good and fun game. If you are here from mandalore's vid don't expect warhammer vibes. Personally the closest thing that made me think warhammer is the servo skull looking things. scrab something. The game runs very well and the controls are nice and nearly all the weapons just feel cool. except for maybe the silenced smg which is good for stealth but takes up half my dang screen. I would make suggestions but this game is so old I doubt it will get updates. The weapons should feel more impactful. I don't know about you but when I hit someone deadcenter in the chest with a .444 round from a handcannon called a bearkiller I expect them to slam into the wall at mach 1 and not just fall backwards. That and getting targeted by the miniguns in this game might as well put your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes out cause good luck seeing anything. Thats what made me despise the gunships. maybe that can be fixed with mods but this as far as I can tell had a very small modding community. BUT that all put aside and being fairly easy to deal with using the right tools this game has a learning curve but a good one and it is a damn fine game and well worth the 10 us dollars it asks for.
Posted 11 October, 2020.
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1.0 hrs on record
I mean it has potential. its certainly is unpolished. I think the styling is fine though it reminds me of runescape a little the styling. but had a fire skeleton hit me through a wall 3 times on the corner. I couldn't activate any of the abilities. but when I hit 1 I dont know if the ability went active and just didn't give feed back but I realized my attacks were faster. But instead of hitting a skeleton for 5 or 6 hits it was now 10 to kill one. but other than that a good couple months if not gibven a year this could be decent and maybe even pretty good. There is one thing I am gonna slam you for though. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FUNCTION KEYS TO USE ITEMS. also had a glitch that after using a heal pot it would register I used it but the icon would stay in my inv and would take up a slot but I couldn't reuse the heal pot.
Posted 4 August, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
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0.5 hrs on record
I don't know what I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ played and I feel like this ♥♥♥♥ gave me a virus its so obscure. First of all it runs in a launcher I have never heard of that looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ browser. I at first expected a meme game because big tiddy gf is sort of a meme now. instead of a simulator meme game. I got this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat glorifying piece of ♥♥♥♥ visual novel. I mean I dont hate fat people or shame them but this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glorifies it like some damn unhealthy relationship. Also even If I went into this expecting to be entertained in a nsfw manner ♥♥♥♥ is so disgusting because of the fat glorification and the proportions are extremely appaling might as well be just a ball at that point. I will give you one though that I did lie the morrigan night stalkers reference. And ♥♥♥♥ you im not doing another ending and subjecting myself to this ♥♥♥♥,
Posted 4 August, 2020.
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9.2 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
OK so first of all its free, its wacky, and stupid and funny, which applies to my sense of humor perfectly. It has an extreme amount of guns and its fun to play with friends, if you have any. if you are the lucky ♥♥♥♥ who has friends then yeah you're gonna have a ball because last time i played the servers were dead but with this new version don't know haven't played yet. BUT that's the only downside I can see for miles around.
Posted 26 December, 2019.
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