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8.1 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Cruelty Squad Cruelty Squad Cruelty Squad Cruelty Squad Cruelty Squad Cruelty Squad
BUY LOW SELL HIGH BUY LOW SELL HIGH the shadow people wont stop stalking me....... the shadow people wont stop stalking me....... YOU are an asset. the shadow people wont stop stalking me......why. your existence is a transaction. the shadow people wont stop stalking me..... the shadow people wont stop stalking me....
The game is simple, with tactical choices of assassinating your target, with every mission having multiple solutions.
life is a currency, death is expensive. you are a flesh puppet piloted by neurons/you are a flesh puppet piloted by neurons/you are a flesh puppet piloted by neurotransmitters/you are a flesh puppet piloted by neurons// buy LOW, sell HIGH. the shadow people wont stop stalking me.....why. im inside the machine. im inside the machine. im inside the machine. the shadow people wont stop stalking me. i am the feedback loop. my bones are part of the 401(K) plan. THEY'RE MANIPULATING MY DNA. THEY'RE MANIPULATING MY DNA. the shadow people wont stop stalking me.... my stockholders are NOT happy... buy cryptocurrency...consume. the shadow people wont stop stalking me....
The unsettling and strange visuals, sound, and gameplay are all deliberate to convey the themes of decay.
i feel WEIRD. YOU ARE BIOLOGICAL WASTE. DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED. numbers = GOD. buy the dip buy the dip, go fishing. EVERY KILL IS DELICIOUS. IM WITHHOLDING MY INDULGENCE. the shadow people wont stop stalking me... quarterly earnings report for organ sale is good to go. my flesh rotted. i am the enlightened. im hungry. the shadow people wont stop stalking me... shadow people arent real....
As you make your way through each stage, the difficulty increases, requiring for creative use of tools available.
just had a lobotomy. the shadow people wont stop stalking me...how. the shadow people wont stop stalking me.... CRUS IS DOWN BUY THE DIP. i am the digital third temple... THERES NO ESCAPE THERES NO ESCAPE THERES NO ESCAPE. the shadow people wont stop stalking me... they control the trajectory. capitalism is cool! new bio-augmentations arriving today yayyy!!!! THE FREQUENCIES ARE CHANGING!!!!! the shadow people wont stop stalking me.. welcome to the abyss. my pleasure is a dividend. THE PYRAMIDS ARE A BLUEPRINT. i am i am i am i am. every level is a mass grave. the flesh. NASDAQ is down buy the dip. THIS IS THE MESSAGE THIS IS THE MESSAGE THIS IS THE MESSAGE. the shadow people wont stop stalking me... the veil has been dropped. the shadow people wont stop stalking me... VEME IS UP SELL SELL SELL. mechanical organisms. im horny. algorithms flow like chains. your body is fake. your soul is depreciating. BUY LOW SELL HIGH.
This is Cruelty Squad, enter a dystopian world of depravity, power, and totally decadent corporate murder.
KEEP KILLING KEEP KILLING KEEPKILLING. flesh is recycled into the market. corporations eat your soul. they want more. they want more. cannibalism is recycling. nanomachines in my bloodstream. BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP. blockchain is the future. i patented my DNA. debt isnt real. blood sacrifice tonight yummy! my shareholders are hungry. the shadow people wont stop stalking me..... the shadow people wont stop stalking me..... the economy is rigged.
Posted 15 February. Last edited 15 February.
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22.3 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
I love my internet buddy
Posted 15 January.
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7.5 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Marvel rivals in my honest opinion looks absolutely disgusting. The abysmal graphics and art-style design, with its jagged black lines and mostly Chinese based maps that don't even fit the original comic style, which is weird considering locations like New York, Asgard, or Wakanda for example are not even here. It is obvious that this game company was initially a mobile game company and it shows. This entire game seems to pander specifically towards Chinese government interests and I'm not even looking to be political but it is sapped so deep in it with its soulless design.

The gameplay on the surface seems rather complex. However, when actually playing even just a few matches, you can suddenly realize how shallow and simple the game really is, not much different to Overwatch even though they are different in many ways but within the same genre. Even for a game as already rather simple like Overwatch, where movement and abilities happen with the click of a hotkey, it feels even less rewarding and worse somehow here. The optimization is horrible despite its already bad graphics, additionally it seems like crashing is a major issue, in which case I experienced for the first time ever a crash that resulted in a frozen pixelated screen, having to fully reboot my computer in order to fix it. Never for any game have I experienced something this bad. On top of all this, they have an artificial system in place where when having lost enough matches you will be placed into bot matches unknowingly, which is laughably stupid for a multiplayer-based PVP game.

My biggest concern is its security issues, their NetEase anti-cheat roots itself into the kernel level but is not a reputable one like Easy Anti-Cheat. Personally I am not ever letting programs as suspicious as this run ever on my main system, luckily with Linux and Proton compatibility it can run easily without kernel level access. For Windows users, It is said to run with full system access while playing, however there are so many unknown variables with the way it operates that it's unknown what it could be doing on the device beyond the purposes of regulating against game cheats. NetEase is a Chinese company, under jurisdiction and direct ties to China, a country that operates as a full surveillance state, where companies are required by law to share its data to the government when requested. The game itself also has a lot of censorship in its chat-box, that is in accordance to Chinese policies, such as mentions of "Taiwan", "Winnie The Poo", or "Tiannamen Square".

The act of uninstalling their invasive program already takes a lot of hoops to jump through in order to get it fully removed:

• Uninstall game with Revo Uninstaller
• Clean registry with Revo Registry Cleaner
• Check CMD tasks (windows + r):
• • sc query type=service | findstr /I "NetEase"
• • sc query type=service | findstr /I "Anti"
• • sc query type=driver | findstr /I "NetEase"
• • sc query type=driver | findstr /I "Anti"
• • sc query type=service | findstr /I "NGS"
• • sc query type=driver | findstr /I "NGS"
• Download Autoruns - Sysinternals by Windows and check your running entries
• Run Malwarebytes and Roguekiller

With all that said, if you are still looking to play this game, enjoy your chinese spyware.

ATTENTION CITIZEN.市民清注意!
This is the Central Intelligence of the Chinese Communist Party。您的浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。, YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION个人資料中的 1000(-1000 Social Credits) 个社 会积分将打折。DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 再这样做If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -1000 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies.(由人民供部重新. You'll also be sent into a reeducation camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。悠还将被送到 新疆錐吾尔自治区的再教育菅。
力党争光! Glory to the CCP!
Posted 7 January. Last edited 23 January.
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30.2 hrs on record
Intricate and engaging first person stealth game. The level design and art direction is very compelling with its narrow passageways, platforms connecting to each other for shimming across buildings, and the generally dark atmosphere combined with a sort of steampunk aesthetic.

The sound design is also superb, whether it’s blinking across the map, or landing a piercing headshot with the crossbow, it sounds and feels so good. I’ve yet to play the DLC or finish the second game, but with this game alone you get a lot for what you pay for, being able to replay it with different play-styles or endings
Posted 20 December, 2024.
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69.0 hrs on record (68.3 hrs at review time)
12/16/2024:
The game is packed to the brim with so much content and options for how you want to approach every obstacle. There is an unbelievably deep amount of customization and various ways of handling every situation how you want to. With so many abilities, spells, weapons, and different circumstances of every encounter, each play-through could look vastly different from each other. For only just the amount of time I have played currently, I have only completed Act 1. Yet I still feel as if there was more to have experienced or done because of how much depth there is. Initially I had never known I would be compelled by an intricate and complex game such as this, but if you enjoy strategic turn-based games with rich dialogue and game-play within a fantasy world, this is ultimate game by far for that.
Posted 16 December, 2024.
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169.5 hrs on record
Great game that lets you experience the entirety of Europe and its beautiful architecture, roads, and environments for a cozy truck driving experience. My love and interest for driving simulators has currently diminished but if you're just looking for a relaxing time seeing the sights of Europe on the road during deliveries then this game is definitely worth buying. The multiplayer mod TruckersMP allows for a more social experience of navigating the many sights as well, which can allow the use of sedans for a more casual experience on the road without the stress of cargo.

Customization of controls is quite extensive, you can attach steering wheels of any sort, pedals, or shifters and have them modified for how your truck operates. Or you can play with simply arrow keys, as both work well in their own ways. However, for the ultimate trucking experience I recommend at least a steering wheel and pedals for more precision and comfort.

Posted 16 December, 2024.
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284.2 hrs on record (284.0 hrs at review time)
Awesome game that is packed with so much content and the visuals are so amazing. I have nothing bad to say at all about the game, it is a solid experience. You have four classes that you can choose to follow a pathway through with for how you want to play. The game pre-hardmode can be played in any way you want taking it casually. The moment you defeat a certain boss that triggers hardmode, the difficulty of the game slowly increases but as you are progressing all the way through, you naturally will scale against everything up to the end. A satisfying experience that is similar to Minecraft but has much more variety and gameplay to offer with its bosses, intricate cave system, and plethora of items to mess around with.

My only issue is the cloud save sync needs to seriously be fixed, every so often, a launch of the game or re-installation has some issues of having to open the steam cloud files manually in order to transfer data safely. Otherwise a perfect game but I have had scary close calls with this issue still not being fixed to this day...
Posted 16 December, 2024. Last edited 16 December, 2024.
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30.0 hrs on record
Deus Ex
Posted 14 December, 2024.
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12.9 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
TWINK CYBER NINJA TAKES ON MULTIPLE GIANT METAL GEARS
Posted 14 December, 2024.
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49.7 hrs on record (46.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
When the red robot cracked his knuckles my nuts started quaking
Posted 14 December, 2024.
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