There's a lot more to the glizzy game than you might think bud. Stay vigilant.

+rep USP precision shooter

keeps improving

SIEMANOOO
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
nwm dlaczego nie moge dodac z maina

The devil saw me with my head bowed down and thought he'd won.

Until I said Amen.

Met this guy in csgo, seemed chill, good aim, not toxic, actual rare find. We gamed for months, clutching 2v5s, laughing at silvers, pure bros. True friendship.

One day, he invites me to his house for lan party. Says hes got dual monitors, insane refresh rate, whole NASA setup. I pull up. Door opens. He’s standing there. No pc in sight. Just him. Holding a single xbox 360 controller.

He leans in, whispers “time to split-screen, bro.”

I blacked out. Woke up in a Minecraft dirt house, inventory full of wooden hoes. No escape. Never trust this guy.