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Respectful member of The East India trading Company

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Scottish slang tends to be very localised (or at least it was - with better travel it’s probably homogenising a fair bit now). But anyway, here’s some I remember form about 30 years ago…

Pissed, pished, plastered, slashed, guttered, wasted, wankered (bit English, that one), ♥♥♥♥-faced, pie-eyed, awa’ (or awa’ wi’ it), off yer face, sloshed, steaming, off ‘is tits, bladdered, hammered, trollied.

Spelling is, of course, entirely optional.

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