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7.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Iz gud
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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183.3 hrs on record (119.0 hrs at review time)
It's like that girlfriend you had a bittersweet relationship with. Once it ends (like all things in space and time, including this game and The Souls Series) you'll STILL hate her for all the pain she caused you. But deep down you wanna go back, not because you're a masochist BUT because the satisfaction from those few moments of conquering the pain and putting that girl in her place makes you feel alive!

Also because you know she likes being put in her place.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
VIDEO GAMEPLAY on ElloMashMello
Watch : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qjhZzduuiI&lc=z23gch0wjorbyblexacdp43b3ob1w4j32z1yx52uvatw03c010c

For a grown man who is occupied with "violence promoting" games and Triple A stuff he can't afford...
This is actually pretty good...eventhough I won't dare play it again.

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PROS
- It's FREE
- Almost a tutorial simulator (for the newbs...NOT ME)
- Cute Puppies
- BETTER Implementation of Microtransactions than EA / UbiSoft
- Music to help soothe those burns from Fortnite losses

CONS
- Triggered my GTX 1070 by auto-setting graphics to "Intermediate"
- Not enough Puppies
- People in the game want to buy my puppies...they can all PISS OFF
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If you're still at that stage of playin Facebook Games...this is perfect.
Heck it's GREAT even for people like me to take a friggin damn break!
Don't judge me you bastards...
Posted 19 March, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
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13.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Quick Review on WHY you should get this!

CONS (First because there's not much)
- Reaaally slow-paced, which can be a pro if that's the way you like your games ;)
- There isn't much hand-holding throughout, which I feel this game doesn't really need anyway.
- Some polishing here and there, but nothing to detract from the experience.

PROS
- Looks INSANELY good for how well it runs...and I mean MAXED 1080p on an A10-5800K / GTX 650Ti (smh)
- Story works for me...this is pretty subjective.
- Soundtracks which are not modern pop-music...
- Somewhat S.T.A.L.K.E.R feel :D
- Nature photographers dream

This is a WALKING SIMULATOR a.k.a not for everyone don't expect a mission shoved in your face every 5 seconds.
When on SALE basically a steal...a MUST TRY to say the least! :)
Posted 28 November, 2017.
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645.2 hrs on record (392.2 hrs at review time)
The recent anniversary update adds a lot of cool customizations and features to the game making it even more fun and worth the money. My RX-T sounds like a V-TEC now! :3
Posted 6 July, 2017.
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