OKAY. WHAT YOU HAV TO ADMIT RIGHT NOW IS THAT YOU OPEN UP A CAN ANDANDR NOW AND THEN PUT SOME OF THAT WRAP AND THEN PUT SOME OF THAT MARINARA SAUCES OR TOMATO SAUCES IN DERE ND DEN N YOU FOUN, MONEY. YKNOW WHAT YKNOW HOW MUCH IT CO- YKNOW HOW MUCH HOW MUCH DYOO FOUND? ONE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS YKNOW IS THAT I HAVE TO ADMIT RIGHT NOW IS THAT YOU OPEN UP A CAN AND IT WAS A MYSTERY ONE FOR SURE PLUS EXACTLY WHERE THERE IS IS THAT WHEN U COOK IT UP INSIDE A RESTUARNT SANT ITS WHEN U COOKIN IT UP SAIT THAT START COOKIN EM IN THE KITCHEN AND OOO MARINARA SAUCE MAR SAUCE AND LOOK WHAT YOU FOUND? MONEY INNA PACKAGE

I'm killn u...

you haven't been playing with your princess wand recently, is everything okay?

>.<

guess what chicken butt

tf is that group

meowwww >.<

lets throw car batteries in the ocean together <3

meow mf'er

im ur kitty cat :3

im so close

egg salad sandwich

Playing with marbles

Build bionicles with us

play toys with me?

Hello. I noticed you have a profile picture of a very raccoon (but also un-intelligent looking!) creature and me am under the presumption that this creature is you? I will assist you at any hour, day or day. And, before you are taken. I do not seek your hand in a platonic way although, I am opposed in the event you are interested in me as nobody often is. I am a goblin of standard, and I bow to just any raccoon that comes my way, like my peers. So rest assured that I will be in the way of your gaming and chronically online experience. Consider me ur Jeff? A rival, an enemy, and perhaps we can not enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play TF2, and are you good at playing Medic? I am a RGL Main player, so I would be happy to help you rank down. Spitefully of course, unless you (unlike many others) change your mind on that. I do not look forward to our future together (as enemies of course.)

+rep calls me good boy

Hello. I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken. I do not seek your hand in a romantic way although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me ur Jett? A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play Valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

♥♥♥♥ space cat

peanut butter sandiwch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDNQWnLx6g

+rep followed her home

tiddies

yes it will look cool

this one is good

at least it always looks cool

try not to change steam pfp and profile challenge level impastaball

Freaking Ai generated

steamhappy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Uq6RRh1BKIA

nice steam profile tho lol

yo is that shylily WOZERS HUMMAH HUMMAH

hearrrrrrt

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Should see what she says about me and hihgly

yall are freaky in her comment section smh

lil mama

hate the new pfp

change ur pfp back to ram

look out for the alligators and the inhabitants

+rep killed me

-rep made me suck her toes ew

don't get used to it

new emi theme

https://youtu.be/ZYsxjECADpI?si=dVMddWUmkmsas7nN

every day

Do you ever nut so hard that your dog can sense that your about to nut before it happens because dogs can detect earthquakes and then you actually do nut and the whole house starts shaking and your fish tank glass breaks but it’s ok because u generated enough nut for them to swim in and then all the women within a 10 mile radius senses your massive nut through their genital sensors and they proceed to migrate towards you to create a human mating season. And then you just sit back and realize that you just created your own specie’s mating season

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

-rep looking at the clock the whole time