The Curse of Mommy Island

Did you know that in 2004, the fast food chain "Sonic" broke Rule 34 of the Secure Inflation Act by printing their own money to cut costs in the company, which was a factor that lead to the 2008-2009 Recession and the downfall of the market. Look up "Sonic Rule 34 Inflation" for more info

I was offered sex today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

"A f- female? Who likes Sh- Shadow?"
Sputtering, Quivery Pimpleton shook. How could this be possible? Everyone knew that The 3D Ones never liked epic Sonic stuff. Yet, here it was. He took a look at his disgusting hentai bodypillow, resting on his bed, and nervously repositioned his flab folds. I've got to try... Surely it can get better than this, he thought.

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