Recent reviews by The_Eluzai

The toaster keeps threatening me.

You can't pet the guard dog. 0/10

10/10
I started saying "choom" unironically in day-to-day conversations.

They keep throwing out diamonds and judging me when I take them out.

THE CHESTS HAVE NAMES.
IF I FIND TORCHES IN THE FOOD CHEST ONE MORE TIM-

If you keep wondering who's sticking cluster charges to you 300m away,

-that's me. My b.

TF2 impacted my childhood, introduced me to lifelong friends and entertained for years. Nowadays it's dying a neglected, bot-filled death, becoming a shadow of what it used to be.

I genuinely have no desire to play anything by Valve until I see good done on their end.

Fix TF2

Even thou Spiral Knights is a free to play game, do not underestimate it.
Spiral Knights is a zeldaesqe game, having a top down perspective, and fighting/puzzles with melee, projectiles, and bombs. And even thou you can purchase
in game objects with real money, you can still purchase it with in-game currency. I enjoy this game and I highly recommend it.

This truley is the successor to Fallout 3.
If you were not a fan of Fallout 3, this game may change your mind on the series.
Its made by Obsidian, and it shows that they really know how to make a more packed and well written game. I highly recommend.

This is the game worth beating a whole other game to get a better plot to.
I've litteraly beaten this game 5 or more times. I highly recommend this.