Bro wtf you said you would trade me back my skins, I thought you were just taking them to add (g) why tf haven't I heard from you in days since you teleported out of Varrock. I tried adding you to friends list and you're never online. I saw you in Varrock West again and you used the agility shortcut to get away from me. I just want my rune armor back man

This guy cheats in literally every game he plays. It's insane. He pretends that his inhuman reaction time is legit. Also enjoys playing gay porn sounds over the mic. -rep

One day I was walking home from school, and then out of nowhere he tackled me on the ground. I struggled to get back up, but he had his whole body weight on top of me. Then whispered into my ear, "Poopoo or peepee?"
I groan, remembering last time I made the mistake of picking poopoo and he ♥♥♥♥ on my chest. I decided to pick the latter.
"Peepee," I mutter with a grimace. I hear him chuckle above me, and suddenly the weight collapsing on top of me vanished. I get up and look around, he seemingly vanished without a trace. Still very much confused, I suddenly hear a whisper in my right ear.
"Look up."
By instinct, I lift my head up to see him floating with a bucket. Before I can even say a word, he pours the bucket over my head and liters of clear liquid douse me from head to toe. The smell was rancid and definitely not water. I look back up at him, trying not to cry. He bursts into laughter, his floating body bobbing up and down.
"I've been saving that for weeks."

Then, like a modern day god, he flies up to the sky and vanishes. That was last I ever saw of him, but he still haunts me. I now have the tendency to always look over my shoulder, and to this day I still fear to ever hear the words again, "Poopoo or pee?"

Today was an awesome day,
Friday: School was awesome, I had a lot of fun!
Everyone was cool. After school, at Jonah's house with Jonah, Connor and me. Played Brawl and COD: Black Ops. Really awesome.
Finally, dinner with Jonah who is the awesomest person in the world and his family.
Now, back at home hanging out!

Today was an awesome day,
Friday: School was awesome, I had a lot of fun!
Everyone was cool. After school, at Jonah's house with Jonah, Connor and me. Played Brawl and COD: Black Ops. Really awesome.
Finally, dinner with Jonah who is the awesomest person in the world and his family.
Now, back at home hanging out!