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Братюнь, я все выяснил по твоей просьбе: значит так, запись на лечение геморроя проводится по пятницам, с 9:00. При себе иметь:
- чистые трусы;
- вазелин "Добрый волшебник",
- хирургические перчатки размером 7,
- деньги (300 руб.)
Извини, что на профеле написал, у меня что-то личка тормозит. И не благодари... всегда рад помочь!

✱ "And
🥒 ✯ what
📘🎈 ♧ will
🚕🌂🍧 ٿ you
👽🐝🐟😺 ♀ do
🚙🏀🔋🎽👃 ß when
🚗👹🎍📀👾🥒 ❦ you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."

pew

It's been a long time and have a good day.
I couldn't connect for personal reasons.

yes

hope ur having a nice weekend

i love you daddy

 
Put down that Nintendo Dreamcast controller and gather around because its story time!
 
"The Tale of Noble the Knight"
 
Long ago, a knight named Noble served as the princess's guard. The princess never noticed him but he noticed her. In an attempt to gain her attention, Noble decided to enter the upcoming festival's talent show. Knowing that he lacked any sort of talent, he enlisted the help of a world renowned dance choreographer with no legs named Leon. Noble studied legless Leon's sweet dance moves but never quite understood them because he had trouble watching what Leon's legs were doing. After weeks of training and learning absolutely nothing, the day of the festival had finally arrived. A frustrated and hopeless Noble had no other choice but to perform in front of the princess with no real talent. Here is how it went:
 
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1584150425
 

 
Magic with Miranda 

Hey Noire, can you perform magic as well?
I can transform into a goddess but I'd rather just punch my problems in the face
Here we go again. Yes Noire, we all know you have anger issues
Watch it Wendy or you'll be next
Oh, i'm so scared hahaha...uh oh!
 

 
What the fu...
 
Oh my god! You finally broke the curse....and my nose!
Wendyl? You're back?!
I'm back and i'm outta here. I'm not dealing with your recklessness any longer
HEY! You can't just abandon me like that!
Yeah, that's just mean!
Oh yeah? Watch me
Wendyl...before you leave, can I ask you something?
What?
 
 
 
Look, Wendy's back!
 
NOOOO!!!

 
Magic with Miranda
 
Hey, are you the idiot that's been going around throwing meteors at fire ant nests?!
Woah! Calm down. Who are you anyway?
My name is "you're getting punched in the throat"
Wow, you're kind of.. whats the word again? right, CRAZY!!
That's Noire. Don't mind her, she's always mad. Hi, my name is...umm, wait..what was it again?
I've had HORRIBLE memory issues ever since I gave physics the middle finger and survived a fall from a kingdom that floats in the sky
This might sound a bit crazy but do either of you know of any shops that sell magic lamps?
There's one over in Magic Lamp Town. We can take you there if you'd like?
Really? Thank you!
And when we get there, I'll find someone to punch in the throat
Lets go!
That's Noire. Hi, my name is...umm, wait..what was it again?
 

 
Magic with Miranda
 
JACKPOT! I finally found a fire ant nest!
...said nobody ever
Let's reach in there and take all of their sweet sweet honey!
I'm pretty sure fire ants don't make honey
You're so wrong
Oh really? Show me then
Its so easy. I just reach in and ouch ouCH OUCH! Wendy, they bit me! Grrrrr!
Of course they bit you, THEY'RE FIRE ANTS!
I'm not even mad about that. I'm mad that there's no more honey left because they ate it all.
That's why you're mad? Because they ate it all? THEY DON'T MAKE HONEY!
They must pay for their greed!
Wait, What?!
 
BATTLE TIME: YOU CHOOSE MIRANDA'S SPELL
 
Dragon's Breath- https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1565867354
 
Boom Bringer- https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1565864871
 

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Magic with Miranda: Fabled Friend Vanilla
 
Wendy look! Its a tiny little knight. Can we pet it?
You're asking if we can pet a knight? NO!!
Whatevs, I'm petting it.
Hello tiny knight, I'm Miranda. Aww, you're so soft!
Hi Miranda. My name is "remove your hand from my head", but you can call me "Vanilla of Valhalla"
You're tiny little sword is so cute! Can I hold it?
No
Please
Miranda, that's a Valhalla knight's sword
So?
That sword is enchanted with powerful magic that triggers once the sword has left it's owners hand
Haha, yeah right!
HEY! Give that back!
I'm not scared of some tiny...uh oh!
 
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1564491897
 
https://steamproxy.net/id/Minaduki_Catgirls
 

 
Magic with Miranda
 
Have you ever seen a Giraaafe?
You mean a "Giraffe"?
No, a Giraaafe
Why do you keep calling it that? It's not "Giraaafe", its "Giraffe"
I'm not talking about Giraffes, I'm talking about Giraaafes. There's a difference.
NO MIRANDA, NO! There is NO difference because there is NO Giraaafe!
So what do you call a racing giraffe?
A WHAT?!
You know, a Giraffe that runs in races. What do you call that?
A fast running giraffe, thats what I call it
Well you're wrong
Miranda, you're wasting my time. Why would I care about a "Giraaafe"?!
Because we now own one
WHAT!!??
Relax Wendy, I made sure I bought the fastest one. See for yourself
 
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1560964480
 

 
Magic with Miranda: The "Fabled Friends" Series
 
So you've decided to join Miranda and Wendy on one of their many adventures, what's next?
 
Each week, 2 friends will be chosen at random. One for the current week's story, the other for the following week's story. This ensures that if you're chosen but unavailable, we can push your story back another week while someone else has their story told.
 
You'll receive a comment from me letting you know that your adventure is about to begin. Simply send me a message and we'll begin discussing the name & class of your character.
 
To keep things fair in terms of cost, I'll present you with a selection of potential emotes that I've found on the marketplace. The one you chose will be the one I purchase. Once your story is told, that emote will be yours to keep. Consider it a gift.
 
Let the "Fabled Friends" series begin!   AND YOU