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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 12:12pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 1:09pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2019 @ 10:21am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 12:01am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 9:13pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 3:47am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 8:18am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 2:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:54pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 11:49pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 6:31am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 7:32am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 1:50am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 10:31pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 10:06pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:20pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 4:50am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2019 @ 1:55am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 6:55am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2019 @ 6:09am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:45pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2020 @ 9:52pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:23am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 6:38am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 11:34pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 1:14pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 12:30pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 3:22pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 12:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 4:21am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 7:19am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2019 @ 1:59am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2019 @ 9:47pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2019 @ 2:50pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 3:56am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 8:12am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 4:00am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 10:46am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:17pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 12:30pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 7:59am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 12:15pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 8:21am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 11:22pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 8:16am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 3:05am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2019 @ 12:23pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 8:21am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2019 @ 7:03am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 7:36am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 6:15am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2019 @ 7:51am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 11:13pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2019 @ 11:06pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 8:46am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 8:42pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 10:25am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:18am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2020 @ 9:49am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:00am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2020 @ 1:53am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 1:46am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 7:55am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:18am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 8:34am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 8:53am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 6:57am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:18am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 6:07am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 12:06am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2019 @ 2:16am



40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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