Recent reviews by Lord Saturnine

I have no idea what's going on with this game. Somehow, that manages to work out in Mitoza's favour.

This game will drain your wallet. Do not go near it.

For an in-depth review of this game, please read the one I wrote for the non-remastered version. Apologies for any inconvenience, you nerds.

You'd best buy a truckload of lube, 'cos this game will REAM YOU OUT.

You an engineer? You'll love this game. You not an engineer? That'll change when you buy this game. Sky's the limit, dude.

Strap in, kids. Because today, we gon learn survivaling.

Rule 1. Everything kills you. See that spider? Kills you. See that dog? Kills you. See that tree? Under certain circumstances, kills you.

Rule 2. Don't just settle down where you're dropped. Unless it's a good place.

Rule 3. Don't Starve. If you do, I will be dissapoint.

Guideline: Get Don't Starve. Is got gud stuff.

If you don't have this game, that's alright. If you do get it, make sure you bring your milk money.

Go to a functioning sky-city. Drink superpowers. Find out you're seen as an undesirable. Drink more superpowers. Find the girl and wipe away the debt. You know the drill! Buy the game, would you kindly?!

Wake up in a dead city. Inject superpowers. Discover your daughter is held captive. Inject more superpowers. Find out you are not liked among the inhabitants. Inject superpowers that allow to drink heavily without any adverse affects! It's a depressing lifetyle! Buy the game!

Go to a dead city. Inject superpowers. Beat things up. Inject more superpowers. Save little girls' lives (or kill them if you're a horrid monster.) Inject even MORE superpowers! It's good for you!* It's a classic game! Buy it already!

*Disclaimer; TOTALLY not good for you