Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the ♥♥♥♥" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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Some say he is a man, i know him as a god, be careful around this beautiful creation, you might worship him too......

HI. I am married.

I am pleased to have you as a SOCIAL MEDIA friend.
As you browse my pics & view my LIFE from a distance, you will see that I LOVE my SPOUSE & FAMILY dearly.

I am NOT seeking an extramarital relationship or secret "friend." My MARRIAGE means too much :)

PLEASE no flirting, inappropiate inboxes, DMs, or pokes - and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.

He's def slight curve, def a little darker base like #97473f, tip is #b04b41, trimmed, 8.92in, 6.8 girth, fluid is #c8bOad (flavour slightly salty)

As I awaken from my slumber, I rub my eyes, and there he is next to me. My King. ekuL. Not actually though, just a life size body pillow measuring six feet nine inches and weighing 250 pounds
I give him one last kiss before I get up and begin my routine. To start, I do what every person should do and I make my bed. Both pillows are stamped with different photos of my King ekuL, along with my sheets and comforter