HI. I am married.

I am pleased to have you as a SOCIAL MEDIA friend.
As you browse my pics & view my LIFE from a distance, you will see that I LOVE my SPOUSE & FAMILY dearly.

I am NOT seeking an extramarital relationship or secret "friend." My MARRIAGE means too much :)

PLEASE no flirting, inappropiate inboxes, DMs, or pokes - and we will remain SOCIAL MEDIA friends.

He's def slight curve, def a little darker base like #97473f, tip is #b04b41, trimmed, 8.92in, 6.8 girth, fluid is #c8bOad (flavour slightly salty)

As I awaken from my slumber, I rub my eyes, and there he is next to me. My King. ekuL. Not actually though, just a life size body pillow measuring six feet nine inches and weighing 250 pounds
I give him one last kiss before I get up and begin my routine. To start, I do what every person should do and I make my bed. Both pillows are stamped with different photos of my King ekuL, along with my sheets and comforter

𝗻ice
𝗜nner nice
𝗴entleman
𝗴entle
𝗲asy to be friends with
𝗿eally smart

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF COCKTOBER!!🎃🌑☠ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT? 😏😛🍆💦 TAKING YOYR GIRL PUMPKIN PICKING AND UR GONNA PUMP HER WITH SOMETHING REAL NICE🎃😛😛💦💦🍆. ENJOYING SOME DELICIUS PUMP-♥♥♥ SPICE LATTES.🍵🎃HORNY-WEENS ALL ABOUT BEING SPOOKY👹👺SO GIVE YOUR GIRL THAT ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆AND MAKE HER MOAN 💆LIKE A GHOST👻. SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR SEXIEST😛 AND SPOOKIEST HOES😍😍. IF YOU DON'T🙅♂GET 15 BACK THE GRIM REAPER☠IS GONNA ♥♥♥♥ YOU REAL GOOD WITH HIS SCHYTE ON ♥♥♥♥♥-LOWEEN ❗🕜❗

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.