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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:30am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:51am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 10:13am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 10:20am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 10:23am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 10:22am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:35am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 9:10am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:02am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:11am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 7:39am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 8:01am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 11:20am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 11:54am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:07am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 11:43am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 3:57pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 10:57am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 11:31am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 12:08pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 12:30pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 1:20pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:06pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 10:01am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 7:09am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 6:31am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 9:54am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 10:38am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2020 @ 11:45am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 7:46am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 9:07am