This is a Steam Profile. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
It is encrusted with gems, and encircled with fox fur.
This object menaces with spikes of Logic and Mathematics.
On the item is an inscription in obsidian, framed with rubies and star sapphires:

Our motto will persist:
"Git Gud", but beware,
For our failures insist
"Die Trying" as fare.

Forget not the second-
Sans it, forlorn first;
A Wolf, you'll be reckoned,
If challenge you thirst!

But lose not your mem'ry
Of times you were bad,
You'll sully the merry-
A Boar makes Wolves mad.

For some hate those with gall,
See dickish as might;
With their packs they'll stand tall-
A Hound may still bite!

So come on, ye young pup,
A Dog still has choice!
Just make sure that chin's up-
Cry "Help!" with that voice!

With Wolves you will run proud,
With Hounds, perhaps play,
But banish the Boar's shroud-
Lest fun you will flay!