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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
15.7 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
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id rather buy winrar
Posted 16 October, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
408.9 hrs on record (350.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
good
Posted 23 November, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
110.0 hrs on record (78.8 hrs at review time)
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My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me - 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through.' I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
Posted 26 August, 2016.
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3 people found this review funny
445.8 hrs on record (144.6 hrs at review time)
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> Wake up on beach
> Wander
> Meet some guys dressed in trash holding AK-47s
> "HEY YOU, NAKED!"
> I come
> "Follow us, you're our prisoner now"
> They bring me to a base with a crudely drawn ISIS flag on it
> They bring me into their base
> "SING FOR US!"
> I don't say anything
> "Well you're f*****g useless aren't you"
> "Bring him in the thunderdome"
> waitwhat
> They bring me into a prison with another naked
> Now fight!
> Me and the other naked fight intensely with rocks
> I kill him, everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR!" in bad middle eastern accents
> They bring me outside for a break
> One member leaves the base, and I run while the door is open
> Being shot at by AK-47s while zig-zagging
> I escape into the deset

Then I left Egypt, bought Rust and the same thing happened in Rust.
Posted 25 April, 2015. Last edited 27 December, 2017.
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