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A Troubling Hobby

Encounter 10 Chairs
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:06pm

Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does

Encounter 20 Chairs
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:25pm

Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale

Encounter 40 Chairs
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:34pm

The Door Has Been Opened

Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:57pm

Your Fate Is Sealed

Successfully complete with the Demon Chair
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:00pm

Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete

The chair is a foot
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:02pm

I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind

Successfully complete with the Footy Chair
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate

End 5 Encounters Badly
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:52pm

Bedroom Eyes

Unlocked Googly Eyes
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:00pm

Furniture Pervert

Launch ChairFucker 2 times
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:04pm

Please, What Are You Doing

Launch Chairfucker 10 times
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:16pm

Bookworm

Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:11pm

Creeper

Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:56pm

Clinical Depression

Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:32pm

Fucked A Chair

There's no going back
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:49pm

Chair Kink

Fucked over 3,000 times
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:52pm

Repeat Customer

Launch ChairFucker 5 times
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:15pm

Window Shopper

Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:54pm

No Leg To Stand On

Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:07pm

Sexterfield

Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:23pm

Learn How To Scream

Unlocked bonus sound mode
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

Quality Assurance

Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:50pm

Imposter Syndrome

Became worth an investigation
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:34pm

Examination

The Chorus bears witness
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

Got the Job!

Successfully impress The Chorus
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:10pm

Catfished

Discovered the mimic
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:59pm



Eager Face

Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking

No Chair Left Out

Completed with every chair color & type
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