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2025-06-06
>be me
>get borderlands 2
>wait some time for it to download
>notice insanely negative recent reviews
>check
>game got review bombed for a tos change
>tos change made modding a bannable offense
>uninstalls cuz i know the base game is gonna be boring without mods

2025-06-14
>be me
>play pyro
>get phlog from a random drop
>try it out
>activate crit mode
>destroys enemy team and a soldier
>enemy soldier rages in chat
>gets pocket
>friendly spy main argues with enemy soldier
>enemy team and soldier targets me, my team targets the soldier
>i keep getting killed by everyone
>soldier keeps getting killed by everyone
>soldier gets a vaccinator pocket
>destroys team
>gets backstabbed by spy main
>we win the game
>spy gets banned for cheating
>only me, the soldier, and 2 people are left
>both of the other dudes are medics
>i get a pocket, so does the soldier
>insane fight
>we both die in seconds
>i kill him a few more times with the phlog
>he gets mad
>rages in vc
>soldier gets a trolldier loadout
>i kill him again
>lands on me while phlog taunting
>switches to heavy
>kills me
>taunts on me
>friendly medic starts healing me
>we destroy the heavy
>keeps calling me a cheater/rager
>invites his friends (suprised he has any)
>kills my team
friends get autobalanced
we team up to kill him
i get rid of the phlog
backburner
sneak attack
he leaves

10/10 experience would fight a soldier main again


(I don't even keep track of the date anymore...)
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>minecraft trade server
>goes engi
>goes to the nether
>builds a sentry nest in the nether
>builds tele in spawn
>whole team is in the nether
>enemy team ragequits
>we get autobalanced
>big war breaks out
>every1 starts killing eachother
>whole server becomes a big battleground
>guy with an unusual joins
>kills everyone
>we get autobalanced
>some dude calls him a cheater
>he gets kicked by the unusual guy
>unusual guy is VIP/admin
>Another unusual guy joins our team
>Part of my team gets auto balanced
>we hide in secret parts of the map as spy
>Enemy unusual guy finds us somehow
>The two unusual guys then decide to duel each other
>Both of them go sniper
>The unusual guy on the enemy team wins
>He then opens a crate
>Whole server (even his own team) starts trash talking him
>Somehow we get auto balanced so only 2 guys are left on the enemy team
>Guy tells us in team chat that the unusual guy has an aimbot
>Some1 talks to him in vc in a foreign language
>Nobody knows what he's saying
>Both of them leave
>An hour goes by
>Unusual guy joins back
>Enemy unusual guy doesn't have the VIP rank anymore
>He's spinning hella fast
>We don't realise that he has an aimbot
>So we switch to sniper
>One dudes manages to headshot him
>I didn't see who it was
>It was our unusual guy
>Enemy unusual guy comes out again
>A LVL 0 f2p destroys him
>Turns out the admins trolled him a little by taking away his ability to shoot
>He gets banned
>Were all friendly
>Happy
>I go to the nether
>Realise that there is still a guy on the enemy team
>Our team of four is going to get auto balanced (on a mc trade server lmfao)
>I get auto balanced and build a sentry nest in the nether
>turns out the only other guy on the enemy team was an engi
>Our unusual guy joins the enemy team
>he's heading straight to the nether
>He kills us with a perfect machina penetration headshot
>We start getting suspicious
>Turns out he's also a cheater
>Never trust unusual guys


guess who just turned level 5