If all the women in the world were as beautiful as you, men wouldn't need to die to see Heaven.

I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Hey Big Bubba

I want to pursue your idea of having an esports podcast next to a waste treatment plant in the UK.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Stuart Little so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much, I’m literally boiling with rage right now. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat gets more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ than you or me! He gets a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plane and a convertible. His parents chose a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHILD! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HATE STUART LITTLE SO MUCH I JUST WANT TO RIP HIS STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD OFF I SWEAR TO GOD. HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYED FOOTBALL! I’m literally shaking right now I want to smack his smug ass grin off his gay ♥♥♥♥ eating face!

Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥ing rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mouse♥♥♥♥er didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i ♥♥♥♥ed your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.