Bro, your room smells like old socks and missed opportunities. Are you sure you’re not scaring the huzz away with that stench? 😂
You’re the only guy I know whose deodorant is on a permanent vacation. Did it leave with your dating life? 😂
You smell like you haven’t seen a shower in days. No wonder the huzz keep blocking you—can’t risk being too close to that disaster. 😂
Bro, your cologne’s called ‘Desperation and Loneliness.’ I’m surprised any huzz even make eye contact with you. 😂
Your smell’s so strong, I thought I was walking into a gym locker room... but no, it’s just you trying to be mysterious. 😂

Oh my god, please edate me already. I’ve been on this discord for the past 4 months obsessing over the 5 different profile pictures you’ve used over time and you make my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard every time you insult me and others. You know you want me, I already know a lot about you so we wouldnt’d have to go on a lot of dates to get to the bedroom. I won’t hesitate to propose either, I am fully prepared to spend the rest of my life with you, honey. Please, please just tell me you love me already. I can’t wait to hear your lovely voice say those three words, or hear your voice in general. You’ve never wanted to talk to me, and I understand, we can go slow if you need to. I don’t need to move in with you right away, I still have 4 months until my parents being me to court for shilling them. I’ll sell all of my stuffed bears and replica hats to help you pay for rent. I’ll see you later today! OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hey Eden! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈🐎, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on we'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c* ck" like you requested but we'll work on it. Thank you! 💖💖

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd

PLEASE STOP BUYING DEAGLE