Do you even know who you're talking to? Do you know who i am? It's EDDIE. Yeah thats right you messed up talking that way about EDDIE, the person i actually am that you said that thing about. That's me. You had better watch your step around EDDIE kid or you may end up in a bad spot. I'm tougher than glass and faster than air and you had better watch out because EDDIE don't mess around like that. If you're thinking about talking smack again you had better just turn yourself around and depart because this is the final boarding call for your ticket straight to death if you mess with EDDIE again. Thats right back off kid you're out of your league here. The EDDIE league. It's the quarter final and EDDIE just scored ten goals in a row and your life was the goalposts. EDDIE drinks your tears to replenish his electrolytes after that light warmup that was your defeat. Touchdown.

あなたの運命の駆逐艦に弓を下ろしてください。EDDIEはあなたの道を渡る真の戦士です。

EDDIE can go on and he will. If EDDIE writes it you will read it, that's how this deal works. No negotiations or haggling for you bucko your eyes better be glued to the screen until the text stops or EDDIE will further dock your pay. Do not test EDDIE because you will not pass even the simple multiple choice questions at the beginning. Meanwhile EDDIE is on the other side of the bell curve with the rest of the winners. Even now as you read this EDDIE is climbing ladders both academic and corporate with relative ease. How many ladders have you climbed while you read this? EDDIE may toss you a spare rung or two, if you're lucky.

If you think EDDIEs tough exterior is a front and there is some kind of inner weakness you can exploit then you will regret your thoughts. EDDIE is like that burger where they replaced the bread with extra chicken, the inside and the outside are practically the same and there is also some lettuce. compare that absolute beast to you, a bowl of coleslaw with no dressing, that's the kind of difference we're talking about here. You had better count your lucky Michelin stars if you want to survive a three course beatdown from EDDIE.