Recent reviews by chaz625

I am DETERMINED to make you love this masterpiece. If you're here for criticism or an equal and balanced review, go somewhere else. I found nothing to critisize here. Call me what you will.

I got so everlovingly addicted to this game the moment I started it. I lost sleep and played for so long the only time I ever took a break was when I couldn't be a boss a few times and figured out it was 3 AM and I was tired. This game has everything you want:

Gameplay: 10/10
-From the puzzles to the creative battle system, you will NEVER be bored and every enemy is something unique. The ability to spare or kill any monster at your own decision quickly becomes something you actually have to think about, rather than just blow off as something to do to get to the ending.

Story: ∞/10
-The characters, the backstory, the story that you witness and progress through, everything about the story of this game is like it was chiseled from the gods themselves. Being the pacifist I was, I wanted to hug every single monster I saw, no matter whether they were hostile or not. EVERY SINGLE ACTION you take has a consequence somewhere in the story, and don't think that if you make a mistake and reload your save, that you're safe from consequences. It knows. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will cheer, and everything in between.

Music: ∞∞/10
-I know, I may be heavily biased with this review, but cut me some slack, especially here. Hundreds of scores of amazing music just makes this game. Any benign moment feels like a huge part of the story with the right background sounds, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if Toby Fox didn't do an amazing job here too. There are some scores in the soundtrack that I can't listen to now because I end up nearly crying, and I'm proud to say that.

So do I recommend this game?

You bet your [soul] I do.

Would be a great game if it wasn't completely abandoned by all but the best players who will shoot you down before you can even gain your bearings.

*Possible spoiler inbound*

I don't normally do these types of reviews. They're funny but very un-informative, so I usually stray from doing it myself, but I can't help myself here.

Burning fields of weed with a World War 2 flamethrower while Bob Marley's son and Skrillex play in the background:

420/10

I don't think sci-fi has ever been better.

10/10

I would've loved this game so much....if not for the game breaking camera bugs. Every couple of minutes the game's camera jerks off to one side and just keeps dragging you in that direction for an entire minute or two before becoming responsive again. No matter how good of a game it was, that bug just makes it un-playable to me.