The UI in Dwarf Fortress is completely indefensible. Even when you do understand how to play the game it's a kludge. Let alone the fact that AN ASCII GAME CAN BRING AN 8 CORE DESKTOP TO A CRAWL. (The ASCII is actually rendered in OPENGL for performance which is a joke in and of itself because 99% of the system resources are spent poorly simulating stagnant blocks of air rock and dirt with nothing happening to them).

The sex scenes are considered absolutely terrible even to those who hold rather niche interests but the plot and characterization is considered better than any professional non-pornographic work in the genre - even factoring in the Audience-Alienating Premise and sex scenes which would be panned in a community of talentless erotic fanfic writers.

ctupid

id

cup

:sachikosittingonabluestool:

cup

quang

awooga

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL

scene

Yeah

lol

"meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow" - "Prithee good sir I would much like to be genetically engineered into a form suitable for thy most depraved fetishes. Might you bestow upon me the visage of a most sexually appealing woman of feline similarities? I shall slurp on thy fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knob for the rest of thy days in gratituide. My sincere thanks!"

lol

I do declare, mine scheme to enrapture thine fat ass which would admirably be compared to that of a cattle's with my noble ♥♥♥♥ was a resounding victory

P

lol

are you tuna sub spelt backwards because i wanna bus a nut

My lady I must express my fondest wish that you enjoy the celebration of the anniversary of your birth this day. By the by, may I expel air upon those fat tits of yours to make a delightfully amusing sound? My thanks!

H

0.2 in giraffe hour.....

0.3 hrs on record lookin ass

this niggy still hasn't played Giraffe Town smh

play Giraffe Town you scrub

me: mom can we get @PURODIUSA SAN
mom: no, we already have @PURODIUSA SAN at home
@PURODIUSA SAN at home: @Purodiusa-san

Watashi

Help me cupid

lets see how long i can last this time

shoot the dirt

chopchop 2018

boku

boku

boku

Never tell your password to anyone.
Saturday, May 26, 2018
Cupid Stunt: DOTA
kyapi: downlaoding
Cupid Stunt: DOTA FOREVER

Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, April 23, 2018
10:52 PM - Cupid Stunt: stop
10:53 PM - Cupid Stunt: "I'm done with DOTA"
10:59 PM - kyapi: im done
10:59 PM - Cupid Stunt: lies
10:59 PM - kyapi: with study
10:59 PM - Cupid Stunt: DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA DOTA
11:03 PM - Cupid Stunt: D O T A
11:03 PM - Cupid Stunt: O
11:03 PM - Cupid Stunt: T
11:03 PM - Cupid Stunt: A

qp gib ssr

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯

All day erryday

u wot m8? <3

Agents are GOOOOOO!