☆ you're unemployed
☆ you're balding
☆ receding hairline
☆ lacking a jawline
☆ you make spelling mistakes
☆ you're a girl that hates other girls because you're sad and jealous
☆ you're afraid of spiders & bugs
☆ you're shorter than me aww
☆ you're a porn addict
☆ you have a "waifu"
☆ your music taste is ass
☆ you have no tattoos, no piercings, and no style
☆ you use slurs that don't belong to ya
☆ you're a male who'd split the bill
☆ you’re ugly
☆ you punch walls or throw controllers