Slime Rancher Settings:

Resolution - 10:10 2000x2000 (BigSquare)
Sensitivity - 3.1459...idk
Blaster Sensitivity - 1
DPI - I ran out of DPI's
PPI - Unclaimed
HIV/AIDS - Contracted

Professional Set up:

Table - Refurbished Avon cardboard box
Chair - Various assortments of liquorice all-sorts
Keyboard - Chewed
Mouse - Stuart little
Headset - Two cups held together with string
Monitor - 300 apple watches lined up
Microphone - WW2 Ham radio (from barnardos)
Wires - tangled round my neck
LED Lights - Robbed from old folks home display

Crosshair Settings :

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cl_crosshairalpha "0911";
cl_crosshaircolor_g "1";
cl_crosshaircolor_b "0";
cl_crosshaircolor_r "0";
cl_crosshairgap "-25";
cl_crosshairsize "4995";
cl_crosshairstyle "1";
cl_crosshairthickness "100";
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "BOOB";

Sponsorships:

Autoglass
Currys PC World
The James Hutton Institute
Spar
Home Bargains
Evian
Rowntrees gummies

Rank 1 Slime Rancher haver with fastest speedrun ever recorded (do not ask for proof).

Here is the proof: