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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,247.2 hrs on record (2,222.3 hrs at review time)
You're just as broken as me.
Shut your mouth, ‘cause I can see through the lies,
We're only getting sicker
From the secrets we hide.
Disaster is our master as
We lay here burning in bed,
But something tells me
I cannot give up on you yet.
I will not give up on you today.
I will forgive and forget,
‘Cause I know that it will set me free,
But all that's left it's the emptiness inside of me.
You murder my heart,
Broke my trust and watch me fade away,
Now I see, now I see
That you're just as broken as s h 0le.
You're just as broken as s h 0le.
You always play the victim,
And you just can't decide
If the vicious way we love each other
♥♥♥♥♥♥ up our lives.
When we standing in the aftermath,
Our emptiness is what's left
And if you really loved me
Will you love me to death?
I will love until the end.
I will forgive and forget,
‘Cause I know that it will set me free,
But all that's left it's the emptiness inside of me
You murder my heart,
Broke my trust and watch me fade away,
Now I see, now I see
That you're just as broken as s h 0le.
Just as broken ass,
You're just as broken as s h 0le.
I've been a slave,
You've been a slave,
I've been a slave to the
Hatred in you, in me,
I see,
You're just as broken as s h 0le.
I will forgive and forget,
‘Cause I know that it will set me free,
But all that's left it's the emptiness inside of me.
You murder my heart,
Broke my trust and watch me fade away,
Now I see, now I see
That you're just as broken as s h 0le.
You're just as broken as s h 0le,
You're just as broken as s h 0le,
You're just as broken as s h 0le...
Posted 24 January. Last edited 24 January.
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8 people found this review helpful
33.2 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Лучшая игра про средневековые бои, на голову выше всех конкурентов.
Плюсы:
- отличная графика
- шикарное звуковое сопровождение
- приятный интерфейс (привет мордхау)
- разнообразие режимов
- детальнось и проработка карт
- шикарная боевка, есть огромное количество способ переиграть оппонента, большое количество альтернативный атак, уклонения и т.д.
- разнообразие классов и их вооружения означает, что на поле брани будут контрпики твоему классу и наоборот, что добавляет реалистично ти сражению
- детальность боя, в пылу сражения можно отрубить любую конечность врагу, можно швырнуть меч в спину труса, можно расширить заводские отверстия балистой или катапультой, можно забить оппонента камнем, курицей или хрюшкой.
Минусы:
- дайте лошадь
Игра топ, море эмоций и фана.
10/10 союзных стрел в твой спине
Posted 1 January.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
78.3 hrs on record (77.4 hrs at review time)
Проснулся, кинул пару палок моей любимой Верджин. Пошел по делам, увидел как Кев, в очередной раз, всё испортил - кинул пару палок ему. В полдень встретил, с первого взгляда, семью дружелюбных аборигенов, мамаша из этой семейки улыбнулась мне всеми тремя зубами и с этой сногшибательной улыбкой уебала мне в лоб, всадил ей пару палок шоковой терапии, и после усмирения дал контрольный в голову из дробовика. Кажется, история с мамашей не понравилась папаше (было не сложно определить что это папик...), почему то он решил распознать во мне его приемного сынишку от первого брака с собакой (видать похож), после сильнейшего опиздюления пришел огромный монстр слепленный из анусов и раздал по паре палок всем...
Достойное продолжение, не без того отличной первой части. Лучший "выживач" по моему мнеинию.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
104.8 hrs on record (29.9 hrs at review time)
Warning: highly addictive!
Posted 8 December, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
10.2 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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