I̢ ̨w͜as͠ ͠in a ̵c̷o͠ffe͟e̢ sh̢o͟p͠, r̀u̵n̛ni͢n̶g ͡a̡w͟a̵y͜ f͞ro͠m̸ home w̸ḩe͢n̴ ̕I̴ ̧heard ́t́h̛e ͝ne͠w͡s.̡ ̛ ͝Our h͢er̴ơ, Jec͟h͠t, ͠gone, ̶v͏a͢nįshe͡d̴ ̀i̸n̸t͜o ͠t͠hin̡ ͘air! ҉My͜ ͟d͘ad must̛ ̕h͟áv̛e ̕b̨e͟e̡n hi͡s ͞bigg̶es҉t ̸f͠an.͜ ͜I ḱn̴e͠ẃ ho̵w̶ s̨a͝d̛ ͡h̛e'd ͡be.͜ Heck̡,͘ w̸e̢ all we̴r҉e̴ ̨t̴hąt d̴ay. ̢
"Za͠n͠a͝r,̴"̷ ͢I҉ ͏s͘a̡y̢s͞ to͟ ̨m̀ysel̡f, "̛Wh͏at͜ ҉a̛re̡ ̸y͟ou ̕t̴hink͡ing̸?̸" ͠I ̨we̷nt͏ ̶ru̕n̷n҉ing͏ ͢śt͏rai̸g̀ht ̴back h͏ome̵.̕ ̨We s̵a̛t͡ ́u͜p tal̀k̛in̡ģ ͡'̶b̴o͟ut J͟e͞ch̸t͘ ͡a͢l͜l ́nigh҉t. ͠ ̷ My̴ ̢d̨àd ̨a͟n͜d ̡I ҉neve̵r҉ t͟a͏lk̶ed̕ şo ̵mu͘ch҉.́ Wh͢oa.͟..̢ D̡idn't me͟an͡ to̵ rem̛in҉isce,͠ ͢f̸olk͏s͝. ̷
Anyw̴ays.̛..͞ T́e̵n y͝e͟a̛rs̶ ̶lateŕ, t̷h́e J͡e͝cht M͏ȩmo͘ri̛a͢l Cu̡p ̷t͡ǫurna̷mȩnt ̸is̀ today! ͏ ̢T͘h̛e̸ ̀ţwo t͟ea͏m͜s̸ t̛h҉at ͏ha͞ve͡ won͞ t͝hro͝u̶g̛h̶ t̛o͘ th̀e fina͢ls̶ ̢a̵r҉e...o̕f҉ ̴cou̷r̵s̛e,͠ ͟the͘ ̷A͞b͠es ҉f̨rom ̧A͝-̴Ea̴st͝ ͢a̵nḑ t̸he҉ Dug͝gl̴es f͝rom҉ ͜C͢-͘S͜ou̕t̀h.̷ I k̢now ͡the͜r͢è's ́a̸ ̛l̶ot ͘of pe̢op҉le͝ ̶o̢ųt̨ there ̵t͢o͏daý ̀to̕ see̢ ́the ̡s̷t̶ar of͏ ţhe Abe͜s̵! ̧ In̕ j̵us̀t͏ one ̴y̴ear,̵ ̷h̷e's͞ bec̢om̵e ̡the ͢t̀e̢am's n͏u̶m̕b͠er҉ on҉e p̴l͢ay̛er͜! H̵e's̴ ̀Jec̴ht͡'s bloo͘d́,̕ ̀a̛ńḑ ͝t҉h͢e͟ nȩw hope of͡ blit͝z͢ball! Wha̡t k͠įn͟d òf ̡s͏u͡pe̕r̴ ͞pl̵ay̧ w͠įl̸l̴ hè ͜sho̷w ̨u҉s ͠today͞?̨ ͘W̧i҉l̕l ̕we s͞ee hi͡s͡ ̢f̢ather'̵s legend͡ąr͝y s͏h͝ot͡? ͟I ̶d̴on̕'t͝ t͘h͝in̵k̷ I'm̸ ̢the̷ o͜n͞ly on̶e҉ e̢xc̸ìt̴ed̢ h̀er̸e, foļk̛s͞!