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SKRUF-JollyHuzky 20 Jan @ 7:22am 
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SolminDi 27 Jan, 2024 @ 6:03am 
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Kaptein Sortebill 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am 
Jeg er under 30 år, har bestandig følt at jeg er nogen lunde på bølgelengde med hva ungdommen driver på med. Men i fjor startet et fenomen som for meg fremstår som et eneste stort spørsmålstegn. Og i takt med at snøen smelter, vender fenomenet tilbake i år og.

SOUNDBOKS!

For de som er så heldige å ikke vite hva dette produktet, designet av djevelen, markedsført av tiktok, og solgt til skamløse snørrvalper er for noe, så er det basically en enorm kassehøyttaler av typ hva du finner på en nattklubb. Bare at den har Bluetooth og går på batteri. Denne kommer med bærestropper, eller så kan du gå for klassikeren å sette denne på en Tier sparkesykkel, sitte på toppen mens du kjører, og så trakkasere alle som skulle være så uheldig og befinne seg i en omkrets av 5 km, med ekte nattklubb-lyd og din egne valgfrie låt, som du kan tvinge på uskyldige og ufrivillige lyttere.
Kaptein Sortebill 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am 
Og kidsa bjudar på til alle døgnets tider. Enten det er natt eller midt på dagen. Og jeg forstår null av konseptet. Jeg hadde ikke våget å stå i det der, om jeg så hadde fått betalt for det! Senest i dag spaserte det en type rolig over torget på Sandvika, med høyttaleren på ryggen og karpe diem høyt nok til at hele Sandvika by fikk høre. Altså hva fæen!? Eier de null kleinhet? Jeg føler meg ikke som noen gretten gubbe, men oppfattes det ikke som jævlig pinlig å ha et oppmerksomhetsbehov som er så enormt at absolutt alle du møter på din reise både MÅ se og høre deg?? En vanlig bærbar bluetooth høytaler kan jeg se sjarmen i, men gud bedre!!

"Bli blåst over ende av en lydtsunami! Dette batteridrevne monsteret slutter aldri å spille og tåler alt."
Kaptein Sortebill 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am 
Se gjerne denne videoen for eksempel, bare at boksen er plassert på en sparkesykkel manøvrert av en drita 17-åring, i det han kjører i sirkler i sentrum klokken 04:15 på nattestid (eller midt på dagen, noe som jeg oppfatter som kanskje enda mer merkelig).

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Er jeg blitt gammel? Er dette blitt normalt oppførsel? Jeg tåler en fest eller to eller tre i nabolaget, jeg forstår at høy lyd er kult, men å lage en rullende nattklubb alene blant blokker og leiligheter i sentrum? Tar veldig gjerne i mot innspill!!
maxmekker 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:35am 
This guy took my awp asiimov without sending the bank transfer
Jungel Fitte 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am 
Arne Alligator går på våra gator
Skrämmer våra vänner men känner alla djur
Arne Alligator kommer från ekvatorn
Arne vill int' nå'nsin bo i någon bur
Arne, vad har du i din stora mun?
Nämen Arne, hur kan du sova i vår brunn?
Arne går med rumpan bar, skrämmer både mor och far
Men Arne brukar inte vara dum
Arne Alligator går på våra gator
Skrämmer våra vänner men känner alla djur
Arne Alligator kommer från ekvatorn
Arne vill int' nå'nsin bo i någon bur
Arne
Arne, du är minst tre och sjuttio lång
Häng med Arne för det blir ett himla hålligång
När han går på promenad följer alla djur i rad
Var de går så hör vi denna sång:
Arne Alligator går på våra gator
Skrämmer våra vänner men känner alla djur
Arne Alligator kommer från ekvatorn
Arne vill int' nå'nsin bo i någon bur
Arne
Kaptein Sortebill 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm 
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Kaptein Sortebill 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm 
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Kaptein Sortebill 31 May, 2023 @ 8:09am 
-rep downs smurf
FalconChap 17 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32am 
en eller fler:p4g_confused:
maxmekker 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm 
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sK3PP1E 24 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are. ♥♥♥.
Jungel Fitte 7 Feb, 2022 @ 8:08am 
Smoked a point of crystal and without even my girlfriend will be coming home from work soon, I need to wank, I need to watch porn I MUST, I don't wanna ♥♥♥♥ I frantically book a hotel room on Agoda I pack my things in a hurry, lube, buttplug, pipe, lighter. I drive high as ♥♥♥♥ to the hotel, I check in, I smoke an unholy amount, bring up the porn on my phone, HD well produced ♥♥♥♥ from sinfulxx CURSE THAT SITE, it's a land of pleasure. I smoke more than 2 points, txt dealer get another 2 points, fap, smoke that ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ outta my mind buttplug inserted, sweating, feeling like I'm on the brink of overdose I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoke till my lips are bleeding from being so dry and I don't even ♥♥♥, I have an out of body experience in third person, having a seizure while the flood gates of my ♥♥♥♥ blast open. Other worldly, like i invaded pleasure planet and mined it for all it's worth, I burn through 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ new Bic lighters I ♥♥♥ like the ♥♥♥♥ girl in the exorcist movie god help us all.
NufiDrix 13 Feb, 2021 @ 6:21pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ survivor
[EV]Kr¥#aaak0 16 May, 2020 @ 9:56am 
ye u win game
sweaty tryharding guy
[EV]Kr¥#aaak0 16 May, 2020 @ 9:02am 
face camping noob go play fortnite is game for you 4kills 20k bloodpoints so much fun
Secretcodrin 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:55am 
Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Secretcodrin 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:55am 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs.
ZerafineNigou 21 Mar, 2020 @ 3:59pm 
-rep only plays characters with ♥♥♥♥♥ smaller than 1cm
six 25 Feb, 2020 @ 9:58pm 
-rep thinks CQ isn't free
Grefu [FFC] 10 Jan, 2020 @ 12:30pm 
Nice julia! ggs
six 22 Dec, 2019 @ 10:14pm 
-rep has a really small weiner
Kopamees 2 Dec, 2019 @ 3:14am 
complete asswhipe who can do only 1-2 launchers
Joe Boostianich 29 Nov, 2019 @ 5:58am 
KEEP HANDJOBBING ON YOU ANIME LOOSER
Joe Boostianich 29 Nov, 2019 @ 5:57am 
reach the rank 1 without camp and tunnel and then ill talk with you again. BOT!
I DON'T TALK WITH ANTS.
Sаtаn's wife 28 Nov, 2019 @ 6:26pm 
-rep stupid bodyblocking surviver
Rabu$ 28 Nov, 2019 @ 6:50am 
- rep very dog
Rabu$ 27 Nov, 2019 @ 5:16pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob surv
Bangeroni 26 Nov, 2019 @ 5:10pm 
i dont speak third world
notandroid18 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:59am 
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol
s1mme 12 Jul, 2019 @ 11:47am 
hahahaha idiot tyrkere og bosniere lukter så vondt..wow jeg kan lukte det.
s1mme 12 Jul, 2019 @ 11:46am 
du er ffattig stink tyrker.... du bor i et skur hahahah, du bor i en lavvo
WangMan 24 Feb, 2019 @ 10:01pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo
Macke 12 Oct, 2018 @ 4:37am 

Its me please give me back my family, they are tired of living inside your basement. Thanks:steamfacepalm:
Macke 3 Feb, 2018 @ 4:56pm 
cheater
Macke 14 Apr, 2017 @ 5:38pm 
8============:---D
Macke 14 Apr, 2017 @ 5:37pm 
8=======;D
Macke 14 Apr, 2017 @ 5:37pm 
8===:D
Big Bunda 5 Apr, 2017 @ 11:57pm 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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maxmekker 25 Mar, 2017 @ 1:41pm 
what arae those gay as ♥♥♥♥ jew stars in your name?
discodaddy 21 Mar, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
لينش مثير للاشمئزاز مثير للاشمئزاز. وباسم الإسلام وكل ما هو مقدس، أزلت هذا الوريث لعالم الدفتيريا. السلام خارج الله أكبر
maxmekker 21 Mar, 2017 @ 10:42am 
"THIS PLAYER IS THE DEFINITION OF THE TOXIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I LOOKED IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY AND I EVEN FOUND SOME VERSES ABOUT IT IN THE BIBLE WHERE IT SAID THAT THIS DUDE IS THE MOST TOXIC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLAYER WHICH MIGHT POSSIBLY EXIST!
THE GAME COULDVE BEEN WON EASILY BUT ♥♥♥♥ THIS GUY HE PROBABLY PLAYS WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ UP HIS ASS THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AIDSFAGGOT I HOPE HE DIES OF CANCER AND EVERYTHING AT THE SAME TIME AND HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JEW PARENTS TOO

♥♥♥♥ YOU"

- wankstain *supreme
maxmekker 16 Mar, 2017 @ 2:54pm 
G is for Gaben, more of a man than me
A is for anus, I open it for thee
B is for butter, I'll spread it all over you
E is for errection, please stick it where I poo
N is for natural, how all of this will feel
Gaben is my all, he makes me feel so real.
Big Bunda 12 Mar, 2017 @ 11:07am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Big Bunda 2 Feb, 2017 @ 1:21am 
Hey it's شاذ جنسي from math class. You haven't shown up in two weeks and we're partners for the group project. I tried texting your phone but your girlfriend harrassed and called me a muzzi. I just want the notes I told the principal and my dad, now my dad is coming to your house now to really "blow up" in your face maybe next time you won't be so haram ass guy. Ma Sha Allah. Goodbye.
Big Bunda 11 Jan, 2017 @ 7:56am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are. ♥♥♥.
discodaddy 7 Jan, 2017 @ 4:40pm 
Hey it's شاذ جنسي from math class. You haven't shown up in two weeks and we're partners for the group project. I tried texting your phone but your girlfriend harrassed and called me a muzzi. I just want the notes I told the principal and my dad, now my dad is coming to your house now to really "blow up" in your face maybe next time you won't be so haram ass guy. Ma Sha Allah. Goodbye.
takstein 8 Aug, 2016 @ 3:56pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Macke 5 Aug, 2016 @ 12:53pm 
hehe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ xD