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Said Verizon shoving a giant fidget spinner up his loose guy-poon and spinning it in his digestive tract with her gargantuan willy.

Ajit rejoiced he loved being Verizon's human-fleshlight.

THE END (or is it ?).

and started ♥♥♥♥-throttling Ajit, AT&T (who was wearing a ♥♥♥♥-stained racoon suit) then shoved his two fist upon Ajits ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dicksplosioning him and making him release all pee stored in shrivelled ballsack, Ajit was bleeding,jizzing,pissing, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and barfing at the same time as Verizon and Comcasts's monster dongs wrestled in his stomach filling him with fresh spunk as he shat and barfed everything he ever ate on their dongs.

"that was fun"

Said them in unison while covering Ajit's gangbanged body in saran wrap trapping him in his own bodily fluids.

"But muh rewwrad ?"

Said Ajit unable to talk correctly due to the fresh love-tadpoles on his throat.

"Ur reward is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ us MR creampai"

Verizon grabbed him and rip his pant and put the massive tip of her magnum dong on his quivering derriere.

"Atleast it's limp"

Exclamed Ajit

"My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is on the fast lane lol xdddddddl"

Ejaculated Verizon smilling with a depraved smile

She shoved the hard tip in Ajit's pooper making him squeal like a pig and making her screw like a duck, she shoved the whole hard 2 feet into his colon he felt his intestinal flesh tearing to pieces as the horsecock in his guts grew bigger, so much of his fudge was being packed that he felt like a candy factory he was going to moan like a hamster in seasom when suddenly Comcast (who was wearing nothing except a rainbow rubber mask) shove his monstrous dickzilla up his mouth

screamed Ajit trying to escape but Verizon held him firmly.

"Now Ajit you already did so much for me whu cant you do a bit more ? unless you want to lose your wage"

Enunciated Verizon-tan

"Yes boss i surender my mouth is ready"

Said Ajit like a little ♥♥♥♥♥

"I dont want your mouth i want your puckered man-♥♥♥♥, slave!"

Said Verizon eager to literally ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ outta Ajit bowels

Begged Ajit drooling.

Verizon-tan undressed her filthy granny-panties to reveal a foot long flaccid penis.

"bend over now Ajit-chan'

Ordered Verizon-tan hungry for Ajit's unbroken sealed boipucci, Ajit's fearfull mind turned to a movie, one of many movies that he would throttle and use in cringy propaganda videos, he remembered of a scene in the movie and squealed the only line he knew:

'' IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!"

"I did what you asked Verizon-tan chan"

said Ajit surrendering to his mistress.

"so do you want your reward my little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ?"

"yes Verizon-tan after all the work i beg you let me enter want to get in your ♥♥♥♥-port because it is the better ♥♥♥♥-port and better matters mistress"

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Latinos got it rough. I didn't know they had McDonald's in South America....I always thought south America was just one big jungle, filled with bikini clad savage women, weird fruit drinks and the haunting sound of pitbull and Shakira echoing through the bushes. Everyone wields spears and yells one phrase, over and over again, "Shakira está llegando! Shakira está llegando!!" And they all run, sashaying their hips in hopes to please the mother god of all Latinos.

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite profile on Steam

Stay in school dude. Although i wouldn't hold out much hope for college if basic thinking needs to be spoon fed to you due to either laziness or a lack of intellectual integrity. Abstract thinking....do you just say words like abstract to sound smart without knowing what they mean? Abstract would be drawing parallels between this game and the internal crisis people face of feeling like its them against the world. Not comparing players in a game with each other and noting how mindset can have an influence on performance. ♥♥♥♥ me sideways if you're going to be snide at least put a little effort into not sounding like an uneducated mendicant. Now shut your ♥♥♥♥ holster and let the adults talk.

this dude plays "Insert space game here/RTS or ribi rabi" 24/7, I log in night he is playing it, log in morning he is playing it, I go to church he is playing it , I go to the gym he is playing it, I go to school he is playing it, I go to work he is playing it, I go to a funeral he is playing it, I am just hoping that his addiction doesn't get worst, please help me fund for this poor soul, 1 like = 1 prayer.

you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 21 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.

I sexually Identify as High Noon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly over across the battlefield shooting deadly bullets at disgusting bastions. People say to me that a person being a time on a clock is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary hour hands, 30 mm second hands and AMG-114 Hellfire minute hands on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Deadeye” and respect my right to shoot fish in a barrel and call the undertaker. If you can’t accept me you’re a timeaphobe and need to check your time privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!!!!

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You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ m8. kill yourself immediately.

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u w0t m8? u are 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on me mums life and i no u are scared lil ♥♥♥♥♥ gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

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played it for 15 hours straight and beat the game

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Gimme your itch card for game dev. i give u awesome card for tf2

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Very Bad team player in soldier front 2. Does not listen to directions. Very Toxic. #EgotisticalCoDPlayer

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, nerd.

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Ay girl, you sleep with Jamal last night?" "Hell naw! That dude had a niggus!

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