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As someone who had extensive sex with a dog over years: If you are female:In general you have nothing else to do but get on all fours, and hold still for him whatever happens. If you are a man or want to do anal: first get a stiff dildo the size of the dog('s junk) and carefully see if you can take it straight in there. The dog will ram his straight and rigid as ♥♥♥♥ (you'll be surprised) penis into you no matter what. If you are not used to that or get a really weird angle of entry due to no experience you COULD have a low chance of perforating something. That is a trip to the hospital then. You should also try heavy,fast in and out duty with it in the dry run, as the dog will do it this way (which feels quite awesome tbh). Important: A dog has a 'knot' at the base of his penis (just google for a pic). As he will need to get out again somehow, can be surprisingly big and he'll probably simply pull hard. Which can hurt a lot or tear you. If you let him in he'll 'tie' with you.

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